Phoenix co-signing The Fury's last entry!

I can't even begin to explain how much I love LOVE LOOOOOOOVE "Bob" (the name of my rabbit). I have used it 7 times in the past three days. I told Fury that I am officially an addict. So much so, my pussy is numb!! My office jump-off (the guy from my office story), came over this past weekend, and I had more fun with "Bob". My office jump off was tired from drinking and hanging out the night before and didn't perform well,(not a total waste of time but not as great as he is known to be). As soon as he left "Bob" helped me get to where I needed to be!

Sitting in the hair salon on Saturday, couldn't wait for my stylist to finish so that I could jump in the bed with "Bob".

Prior to attending a Mardi Gras party, had a meeting with "Bob". Met with Bob last night and this morning. I've had 3 Orgasms which is amazing for me!! "Bob" has done what no man has been able to achieve in many many many months. I'm in love! LOL

What's even more interesting is, I was moaning and talking out loud. I was LITERALLY mouthing "Mmmmmm, yes, that feels good."

"Damn that feels soooo good!"

"Yes, mmmmmmm, daaaaaaaamn!!"

"I'm cumming! YES! YES!! "

A friend asked me what in particular it is about "Bob" that has me so open and turned on, Hands down I'd have to say it is the hands free aspect, (the dual remote control is great, giving me the chance to move my hands around and not worry about sticking Bob in and out with my wrist) coupled with the high powered clitoral stimulation. "Bob" has raised the bar so that I don't have to call any of the weak ass dudes I'd been dealing with who don't need to be in my bed.

I have decided to give "Bob" a rest for a few days, only because I don't want to become complacent. I know that on Thursday. I have something to look forward to.

It's A Dick In A Box

I served her a nice drink, one of her favorites, in preparation. After she was comfortably relaxed from the liquor, I told her to take off her pajamas. She refused as usual and shook her head at me. I stripped down bare, my manhood swinging in the partially frigid air. It swayed and smacked my thigh as I ran to to turn up the heat. Happily, she humored me and stripped down to nothing still hiding underneath the covers.

With swift intent, I removed the new rabbit from it's confines in my dresser drawer. She chuckled and shook her head.

"You need help!" She laughed. "That thing looks kinda big. " She smiled. After I'd removed it from the box, her gleam was slightly diminished. HA! One for real man! Zero for dick in the box. I definitely had this one beat in length and overwhelmingly in girth. Alas, I do not have batteries or rabbit ears specifically honed to massage the clitoris, so I could still be replaced by the infamous rabbit vibrator.

The rabbit is a legendary piece of machinery and thanks to The Rabbit Vibrator Lady(who sent us two to test) and Phoenix(who FedExed mine after hers got a positive test), I was about to test it's legend.

Slowly, I warmed her up, giving her soft sucks and licks around her body. Then paid careful attention to her sex. Her hips gyrated to my tongue flicks, her chocolate nipples erect as my fingers tweaked them. Kneeling I grabbed the rabbit and pressed the first control which made the slender pink dick rotate softly, the pearls in the shaft rubbed together softly expanding and contracting it's shaft. Hmmmm, not a bad technique rabbit. I spread the wild cherry lube over it with fanfare.

"You are a nut case. They have a special wing in the crazy house for you."Her chuckles grew.

"Bet that special wing has the hottest nurses."I replied.

I dripped some wild cherry lube on her and my tongue took command of her sex. I stroked her with my tongue as the pink dick whirred in my right hand. Then slowly, I slid it inside her. I've seen dildos enter women before, but for some reason this one had my attention more than any other. I turned up the rotating speed ad immediately felt her tense up.

"Umm, I don't know about all that."She frowned.

"Relaxxxxxxx"I coached then started the vibrating ears. Slowly, I worked inside her until the soft rubber ears fluttered against her love button. Hmmm, similar technique to mine. This thing has just confirmed my exceptional clit licking technique. LOL As the ears made contact with her clit, she giggled. Then chuckled.

"ehhh"she laughed. I turned up the intensity and her laughter erupted. Slowly I worked the rotating dick inside her, with the ears doing the lions share of the massaging. Her laughter continued. My mouth found her nipples and sucked lightly then harder as I worked the rabbit. My wrist rotated (because doesn't every good lover have a vibrator technique as well...) Her skin warmed, her nipples throbbed between my lips, her laughter persisted (a tell-tale sign that she was indeed turned on.)

I turned the power to near maximum on the ears and rotated my wrists as I worked the Rabbit on her. Then she announced she had indeed reached climax between the laughter and tickling of the rabbit ears. Not bad, Mr. Rabbit! For a piece of well sculpted rubber with mechanical parts and a C battery power pack...it damn near replaced my own prowess stroke for stroke. Technology has indeed come a long way in making women cum. I have a sneaking suspicion, it will replace me on nights when I'm away on business...and possibly on sneaky nights when I'm not looking.

I am The Fury and I got her a dick in a box.

A trip down the rabbit hole

Recently, Phoenix received a free rabbit vibrator from The Rabbit Vibrator Lady. She's not really a masturbation kind of lady, but since The Rabbit
is a legendary piece of craftsmanship she wanted to try it out.

The morning after she used it, she rushed to tell me all about it on IM


Phoenix : Ok... So. You know I do not like to masturbate (I just think its stupid, as I know what my hand/fingers are going to do next). I've never really used
a dildo/sex toy without a partner being present.

Phoenix : So when I received the Rabbit in the mail my skepticism and lack of enthusiasm remained in shape.

Phoenix : Self gratification, in my opinion leaves no mystery. I've only enjoyed it if my partner was perfoming it on me or if I had an audience. So I reluctantly took the rabbit out of the box and placed the batteries in (BTW: who uses C batteries anymore?)

The Fury : LMAO

The Fury : continue

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : As I'd discussed with you, I'd not been a very sexual mood nor have I been feeling like my sensual self. As you instructed me to, I layed down and relaxed.

The Fury : did u relax or did u relax cuz i told u to?

Phoenix : I relaxed because I had to

Phoenix : In order to be open minded and to enjoy this process that I'd had no interest in

Phoenix : Anywho

Phoenix : I thought of you and I in the hotel room during my visit just recently.

The Fury : I likes

Fury note:[Nothing really happened in that hotel room, but I did get a chance to feel on Phoenix's newly plump ass and see her E cup tits with those wonderfully large nipples]

Phoenix : I thought about you mentioning the hardness of your dick when I told you I had just stepped out of the shower last night.

[note: we were on IM and we talked about her needing some visuals to help her get in the mood.]


Phoenix : I thought about this guy I'd just met on the airplane on my recent trip and how beautiful of a body and smile he had

The Fury : but not his ashy hands...

Phoenix : LOLOL

Phoenix : No not his ashy hands

Phoenix : Damn u had to remind me!!!

Phoenix : I thought about SHE and her tongue against my clit

Phoenix : And wouldn't you know, I was turned on

The Fury : mmmhmm

Phoenix : So I placed the toy near my wet spot with the rabbit facing upward

Phoenix : Using the remote control turned it on to the lowest speed initial

Phoenix : The vibration felt extremely good against my leg and so I moved the head of it to my vaginal lips

Phoenix : I truly enjoyed this toy for a number of reasons

Phoenix : I loved the remote because it provided me with hands free access to my nipples and other parts of my body

The Fury : your large nipples!

Phoenix : But I truly truly loved the sensation of the rabbit as it provided ultimate clitoral stimulation.

Phoenix : As hesitant as I was about initially using the toy

Phoenix : I truly enjoyed every minute of it and I didn't have to kick it out of my bed or house when I was done!

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : lmao

Phoenix : And it didn't cum on or in me!

Phoenix : LOLOLOL

The Fury : why you sound all rehearsed?

Phoenix : I was hoping not to come off that way

Phoenix : But I'm talking to you

The Fury : lmao

Phoenix : I'm serious

Phoenix : The shit was amazing!

The Fury : was the size good enough for you?

Phoenix : You know I don't like anything too big in me

Phoenix : But the size was decent ... Something I could handle

Phoenix : Without being uncomfortable or in pain

Phoenix : Or without using the lube that was provided

The Fury : so u didn't use any lube?

The Fury : damn you musta been wet

The Fury : did u cum?

Phoenix : I didn't cum

Phoenix : I need a lot more than a rabbit to make that happen

Phoenix : Not taking anything away from the rabbit but I just don't cum easily

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : I've told you that

The Fury : yeah i remember

The Fury : so did you mostly use the clit thing or did you fuck yourself too?

Phoenix : A lot of both

Phoenix : I loved the clit thing

Phoenix : That was probably my favorite thing about it

The Fury : that and the thoughts of SHE licking it huh

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : so what made you stop before u came?

Phoenix : I would have been up all night

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : And after a while I get bored

The Fury : right

Phoenix : LOL

Phoenix : I'm taking it with me to Vegas

Phoenix : LOL

The Fury : LOL

Phoenix : I'm going to place it in my checked luggage tho

The Fury : I was gonna ask if you were gonna use it with a friend

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : yeah let's not cause any security issues

Phoenix : Yeah but don't most men have issues

The Fury : so next time you come to NY, can i watch you use it?

Phoenix : Seee

Phoenix : Thinking the same thing

The Fury : i know you like watching, but I know you're an exhibitionist sometimes too

Phoenix : Yeah you can WATCH


[Notice the emphasis on "watch"? She's such a tease.]

Phoenix : Would you insert a vibrator into your partner?

The Fury : yes i would

Phoenix : I would love a guy who was open enough to explore

The Fury : i'd use it on a partner

The Fury : i've done it before

The Fury : given her slow strokes with a vibrator while i sucked her clit

Phoenix : Mmmmmm

Phoenix : Nice!!

Phoenix : And I've had a partner use one on me before

Phoenix : But it was just a dildo.. I can't wait to use this with a partner

Phoenix : This is on a whole other level

The Fury : how high did you boost the speed?

Phoenix : Not all the way high but medium

Phoenix : Want to save something for another day

The Fury : yeah for a day you have a guy around

The Fury : so if someone was there, do you think you'd cum with it or are you really just too uptight about that?

Phoenix : I'm not uptight!!!

Phoenix : But I think I would have cum

Phoenix : Because of all of the stimulation

The Fury : right

Phoenix is sending me the other rabbit The Rabbit Lady sent us so I can have my own story to tell. THANKS AGAIN RABBIT LADY. I can't wait to get my hands on it and use it on a willing partner.