69 Ways to Spice Up Your Sex Life

When you woke up and rolled over this morning, did you see some "regular old crackers"? Are you three days, three months, three years, seven years or more in a relationship and thinking things have to get better because this gumbo has lost its spice?

Need some help spicing up your relationship?

Never fear. The Fury is here.

1) You first have to decide if your partner really wants to spice things up. If not, it won't matter. This kitchen needs two cooks. If both people aren't focused on the dish, it won't be successful.

2) Honest communication. It's time to share those deep, dark, filthy fetishes without judgement and then decide what you both feel comfortable doing.

3) Explore, push the envelope and go at it with reckless abandon!

A friend of mine decided she was ready to explore her freaky side with her new mate. One morning when he walked back into the bedroom after his morning shower, she was playing with her toy, well lubed and told him to give it to her…anally.

He was shocked, thrown off balance…and intrigued.

Another friend, web cammed from work with her husband and proceeded to pleasure herself right then. She stopped before climax and instructed him that it was his job to finish it when they got home.

They never put their kids to bed faster.

Pushing the envelope works. Here's 69 ways you can do it:

1. Go to the sex club and watch…hell...participate!
2. Go to the strip club together.
3. Strip for your man/woman at home
4. Give each other lap dances with a happy ending.
5. Role play as soon as they walk in the door.
6. Wear a sexy costume
7. Do that freaky thing you always fantasized about but were scare you'd be judged.
8. Watch porn together.
9. Give her/him so unprovoked, out of the blue, surprise head in the kitchen
10. Swallow for the first time… and enjoy it [or do a great job of acting as if you do]
11. Be gentle with her
12. Tease her.
13. Give her/him a massage with a happy ending.
14. Have sex in public
15. "christen" every room in your place (both places if you live separately)
16. Dress. No panties. Let him see you/touch you in public
17. Try new positions. There are LOTS of them.
18. Have a threesome
19. Have a foursome
20. Have a fivesome […get the picture?]
21. Have sex with all the lights on
22. Have sex with only candles lit
23. Have sex in pitch blackness with only your voices and bodies to tell the tale
24. Have anal sex
25. Titty f#ck
26. Ask for the facial if you really want it
27. Ask her if you can give her a facial if you really wanna try it
28. Record it, watch it together, have more sex, erase it…[ERASE IT!]
29. Record something for him/her
30. Do it with the music blasting
31. Send him sexy pictures while he's out with his boys
32. Send her a sexy picture while she's out with the girls [Don't show anyone those pictures]
33. Go to the spa together
34. Write a sexy story for each other and read them aloud
35. Exercise together
36. Cook for him/her wearing something sexy..or just an apron
37. Talk dirty during sex
38. Tell him/her how you want it…during
39. Spank her
40. Spank him
41. Whip him
42. Whip her
43. Tie her/him up
44. Blindfold her/him
45. Bring out the toys.
46. Use her toy on her
47. Use his on toy him
48. Use her toy on him [no judging]
49. Let him watch you pleasure yourself
50. Let her watch you pleasure yourself
51. Mutual masturbation
52. Give him head during Sportscenter
53. Give her head during Basketball Wives
54. Sext
55. Read The Dirty Details together [shameless plug]
56. Have tipsy sex (wine is a wonderful de-inhibitor)
57. Rent a hotel and leave it a wreck from the wild sex you had
58. Have sex in a hard back chair
59. Have sex on a counter top
60. Have sex on a table [please don't break the table]
61. Give him head while driving [stay in the left lane, proceed with caution]
62. Digitally stimulate her while driving [see note above]
63. Flirt with another woman in front of him
64. Whip cream, honey, chocolate syrup, peanut butter…[that was not a recipe]
65. Baby oil, plastic sheets… [that was not a child care tip]
66. Use a toy on her while you're having sex
67. Lick her from the back
68. Lick him from the back
69. 69

They call me The Fury and I suggest you print out this list and leave it on his/her pillow with your favorites circled.

[Sex Toy Review] It All Comes To Head Today

This guest blog is brought to us by a new contributor. Her sex toy reviews will be featured here on an ongoing basis..and damn is this HOT!

IT ALL COMES TO HEAD TODAY...

Sometimes when I am feeling extra horny…like really fucking hot and bothered…and I am unable to find another “player,” I engage in a little routine that helps me get to the point that I find myself so pleased that I cant stop rubbing my pussy and I cant stop cumming. I don’t claim that my routine can replace a throbbing cock, but its gets me through until payday.

So on these extra horny days I like to set the mood with some internet porn, a few hits of the “herbal remedy” and one of my favorite sex toys. Now I must confess that while I am an unabashed toy lover – my collection lacks variety. I love dildos…vibrating, rotating, rubber, flesh toned, jewel toned, with suction for better positioning, with clit ticklers or without, with anal stimulators, whatever – I love dildos. But a friend of mine, who knows that I can't resist a gift and understands my sexual temperament, recommended by way of a discreet delivery to my door, a new favorite of mine…the Chocolate Egg.



I must admit that as a dildo lover I was skeptical and slightly less than open to the kind of stimulation my new toy would provide. But on one particular day…one of the really fucking hot and bothered days…I decided to go ahead and try this little (and admittedly very cute) brown wonder.

I got undressed and put on a short little robe that barely covers my very ample ass and allows me easy access to my D cups. Then I took one or two pulls and went off in search of some appropriate visual stimulation while waiting for the “remedy” to take affect. Ahhh….Horny Lesbian MILFs Suck and Fuck Away the Afternoon… and 16-minutes long…sounded promising.

(Who am I kidding…If this went well I wouldn’t even need half that time).

I unwrapped the Chocolate Egg and washed it…it’s water proof which I find to be a plus when I need some shower action. Four settings huh…well I was still skeptical but fuck it, I’ll try most things once.


After I was properly relaxed and I set up the computer so that I could see it while working myself out, I hit play on the MILFs and powered up my new toy. It was surprisingly powerful at its highest setting and the lowest gave a pleasurable buzz. The cord was just long enough for me to be able to change the settings without having to reposition the Egg and the surface was “glide in” smooth.



The herbs had me feeling just right. I licked my fingers and gave each of my nipples a pinch for good measure and hit setting 2 on my little helper. The vibration on my clit was sensational. My juices started flowing immediately. I was loving the feeling of my slick little kitty – pulsing with pleasure. The MILFs had ceased playing around and were gearing up for some really nasty snatch grinding. I figured I should join them.



I worked my smooth little Egg into my wet pussy and hit setting 4….

The feeling was fucking amazing. I worked my hips until the toy hit my spot and let the sensation, the “remedy,” and the all girl orgy on the screen send me over the edge. I listened to my own cum sounds mixed with the quiet buzz of my new favorite toy. Music to my ears!

I looked at the computer…uh huh…5 whole minutes! But I’m not complaining. I managed to take the edge off this hot and bothered day AND I discovered a new friend! Portable, powerful, and pretty…we are a match made in heaven my Chocolate Egg and I. Maybe I’ll make it a part of my routine.

Oh by the way, my name is Ms. Chief and I’d like to thank The Fury for patiently waiting for me to - puff puff and pass.

Sex Gift Giveaway!!

CONTEST SUBMISSIONS ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTED

photo by Jason Jones is not an endorsement

The Dirty Details and Anna's Playful Pleasures are giving away sexy gifts to my readers, Facebookers and Tweeters.

3 Winners will win the Silky Sheet Spray! Good for spraying before sex to scent the room/sheets & after for the wet spot!

1 Winner will win a Bullet! One of the most popular personal massagers on the market.

HOW TO WIN:

All you have to do is follow @dirtydetails on Twitter or friend me on Facebook then Tweet or post this in your Facebook status:

I love @DirtyDetails! #DirtyDetails

How The Winners Will Be Chosen:
Winners will be chosen at random. You can retweet or post it as many times as you want (more may actually help) as all responses will be compiled (in no order). A handy randomizer will pick 3 numbers for the silky Sheet Spray and 1 for the Bullet and they will win!


How I'll Tell You, You've Won:

All winners will be notified via Facebook message or Twitter direct message.

If a winner doesn't respond to their private message within 3 days, an alternate will be chosen!

Your name will be kept private and will not be broadcast across Facebook or Twitterverse.


How You Will Get Your Gift:
By mail to your door (or a friend's if you have a nosey FBI investigator opening your mail). All gifts are shipped in plain non-descript boxes direct from Passion Parties so everyone doesn't know YOUR dirty details.



ENTER NOW! ENTER OFTEN!

Contest ends DECEMBER 20TH

Drawing will be held DECEMBER 21ST!

Top 10 Sexy Toys from Passion Party's Annamaria

In recognition of World AIDS Day, my mask will be RED for the entire day. Go out and get yourself tested and practice safer sex.

If you're having a hard time thinking of ways to practice safe sex or how to spice things up, I'm bringing you the Top 10 Bedroom Accessories, Sex Toys and fun accoutrement for safer sex play courtesy of Passion Party's Annamaria. VOTE for your favorite over there ------->




1. Silky Sheet Spray - Good for spraying before to scent the room/sheets & after for the wet spot

2. Pure Satisfaction Gel - rub on any erogenous zones. Adds heightened sensation & an extra tingle

3. Hot Massager - like getting a stone massage

4. Cremesicle - Flavored oral fun

5. Ben Wa Balls - Helpful for Kegel exercises :)

6. Passion Body Tape - I think this is pretty self explanatory

7. 52 Naughty IOU's - Also self explanatory. Give your lover a sexual IOU.

8. Blossom Bliss - I swear this is like my best seller. My first passion party everyone there bought one & all the parties I've done after at least 3 people buy one

9. Bullet - Can't go wrong with your standard Bullet. Check the site there is a new one called the Bullet 2.0 with a USB cable! INTERESTING :)

10. Embrace Sensual Lube - Our lube is really good cuz it's water based so it's less sticky & doesn't leave the residue that normal lubes leave. This one is flavored!

Interested in any of these products? Head over to her Passion Party site. This Christmas I'll be doing a contest where YOU can win one or more of these items!

They Call Me The Fury and sometimes being Negative is sexy!

Flight of Fantasy

My Co-Blogger and female counterpart (not really she's way freakier than I) Phoenix seems to come around once a season to drop some serious hotness on us. I just checked my calendar and Spring has arrived. And here is Phoenix's latest post.

Flight of Fantasy
lovingly submitted by Phoenix

Conversations have been always been interesting to say the least, but that particular morning might have taken the cake.

"You laying in the bed?" I inquired.

"Yes." "Me too, what do you have on?"

"Nothing, I don't sleep in anything" he answered.

"Nice baby." "Are you stroking your dick for me daddy?"

"Mmmm hmmmm, If I was there what would you do?" He retorted.

His voice makes me tingle, during what I have come to title our "morning calls" It's raspy and a little tired but he's a Super Hero, what can I say. "

I don't know!" I giggled

His strong, commanding personality turns my dominance into submission. Admittedly, he intimidates me. I am scared of , in awe of and extremely turned on by him in unison.

"Come on baby.... you can do better than that" He demanded.

In a low voice I answered "I would lick the head of your dick with my tongue. I love your dick in my mouth" I reached under my pillow and grabbed my dildo, "BOB" for added effect. "I ...(slurp)...... WOULD...(slurp)... SUCK YOUR... (slurp) ...(slurp)..DICK....LIKE.. (Sluuurp)...THIIIIS" "

Yes bitch" Super Hero answered.

"PLEASE..(sluuurp) ...(slurp).... CUM... IN....(sluurrp).. MY .... MOUTH! Daddy... please, stroke your dick harder for me." I plead.

"I am ...I am."

"Take the dildo out of your mouth and put it in your pussy hard! Do it hard" He ordered.

Ladies and Gentleman we are making our initial descend into the Los Angeles area. The captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. Please remain in your seats. We should arrive at Los Angeles International airport in approximately 30 minutes.

The excitement of seeing him supersedes my annoyance with the flight attendant's announcement interrupting my daydream.

It's been over 4 weeks since we've been able to get together. His schedule and career has made it challenging to spend time with one another. The methods in which we have come to communicate as of late have sufficed until now. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I need to finally feel him inside of me. I NEED to see him. Have him hold me again, kiss my forehead, look me in my eyes. I need him to speak to my soul, only the way that he can. "

Baby its in my pussy, what should I do now? I asked coyly. "

Fuck yourself hard with it bitch." He grunted.

"Mmmmmmm, this ... feels..... sooo good! I wish it was you instead. Wish it was you fucking me hard like this. As a matter of fact, I'm flying out there to see you. I miss you"

"We'll talk about it more as the date gets closer."

The date had arrived and my plane had landed in his city. I grabbed my duffle bag from the overhead compartment, walked down the isle and expeditiously exited the plane. He received my text messages with my flight information and confirmed he'd be waiting for me curb side. I walked into a restroom on the way to baggage claim to wipe "Little Phoenix" off, she had dripped and made a puddle in my panties. I had a feeling she would make many more puddles during the duration of this trip. I arrived at baggage claim grabbed my bag and exited through the automated doors. As promised, he was there waiting for me. He popped his trunk, got out of his car, put my bag in and gave me the tightest hug and most passionate forehead kiss I'd ever received....


And that's all she gave us! She told me to ask YOU how do you think it ended... let's hear in your comments. She's reading them.