The real one. Not the Dos Equis ad actor. The real-life most interesting man in the world.
And when I meet him, I'm gonna match him drink for drink, story for story. I've been preparing for our meeting for a lifetime. I'm gonna play Ava Gardner to his Hemingway.
I was thinking today: maybe when my children and grandchildren try to explain me, I come off sounding a little like Auntie Mame. And I think that's maybe not such a bad thing. I grew up to become my own Auntie Mame, off to tour the world and have crazy adventures!