The Tub Faucet, the Spreadsheet and Independence Day

The city streets had gone dark on the other side of the large office windows. It was summer, which meant I was in the office way too late on a Friday. The phone rung driving me out of my hazy eyed gaze. With one look at the caller ID, I knew who it was...

"Hey Ebony, to what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?"

"Whaddup, Fury! I'm driving home and you crossed my mind. What are you doing?"

"Still working for some fucking reason."

"Working...?" I heard a pause. She must've looked at the number she'd called.

"Oh damn, I thought I called you at home." I heard her car stop, radio shut off and car door open. "Sorry to interrupt." She grew tentative.

"No problem. It's just me and like 2 other people on the other side of the office. I'm about to leave in a few."

"Oh..." Her voice relaxed.

The sound of the house alarm notification beeped. With a few quick high pitched button dials the sound went away. The sound of keys hit a table, a bag dropped, refrigerator door opened...closed. A cabinet opened...bottle removed.

"I'm about to have some wine and relax in the tub. Wanna come with? By phone, of course." She said demurely. It'd been a long while since she and I were romantically involved.

"Sure." I relaxed the phone between my ear and shoulder then entered more information into the spreadsheet. "Where's the man?"

"Not here."

"Oh..."

The cork was opened. Its contents poured gurgling into a glass. She ascended a staircase as we caught up on the mundanities of life. I held while she took off her clothes.

"I'm totally naked now. You're talking to your ex butt naked on the phone. How does that make you feel?"

"I feel just fine. Wish we had a video phone." I laughed.

"Or you could sit here on the side of the tub while I bathed." Her voice echoed in the bathroom then she took a large gulp of her wine.

"Would you let me sit there?"

"Yes, I have my independence. No one is here. It'd be just me, you and my lovely lovely tub faucet."

The way she said 'lovely lovely' implied lots more.

"The tub faucet is good to you is it?"

"Oh...it is!" She gulped again.

"Would you let me watch you?"

"I dunno. I'd be self conscious which makes no sense since you've seen me naked, writhing and doing all kinds of fucking...well...we were doing all kinds of fucking."

"Right. So if you felt uncomfortable I'd just turn off the light and listen...kind of like I'm doing now."

She turned on a heavy stream of water in her tub then put me on speakerphone.

"Right. We know how long that would last before you joined me in the tub."

"I'd be the perfect gentleman. Now get in the tub and make yourself cum for me."

"Demanding...I like you when you're demanding Mr. Fury." I heard her body lower into the tub. "I don't plug up the water when I'm doing this. Otherwise, I'd drown." Her voice echoed off the walls.

"Sounds sexy."

I imagined her slim brown body sitting in the tub. Her constantly perky breasts with her supple perky brown nipples poking forward. Her taught sex and tight ass sliding downward toward the water.

My dick got harder as I sat at my desk prompting me to push further forward to hide it underneath the desk. I knew how her body would look as the water splashed against her slim ankles and upward over her inner thighs. Delectable.

Ebony sighed as she slid under the water.

"So you're going to...?" I started.

"Slide my pussy underneath this faucet, my legs parted high up against the wall and let the water pressure flow across my clit...mmmmm..." She moaned as her voice got further away.

"Feels good..." My voice echoed in her bathroom.

"Yes, Fury."

"Feels good to be home alone getting off with me on your phone..."

"Mmmmm yes....yes..." The water quickly drove her to cloud nine. Her moans echoed off the bathroom tiles into the phone. "Oh fuck...yes...this feels so good. Fuck!"

My dick was rigid underneath my desk. The spreadsheet had suddenly disappeared and was replaced with what I saw in my mind's eye-- Ebony naked spread eagle against her tub faucet, hands playing with her nipples as the water flowed against her pretty pussy lips.

"Yes. Yes. Mmmmm...Yes Fury. Oh shit this feels good. I want you to suck my nipples while this fucking tub makes me cum. You gonna suck 'em?" She whined as the water splashed louder against her body.

"Yes I'm gonna suck 'em hard, Ebony." I grunted into the phone trying to be heard to her but not the office at large.

"YES! SHIT! OH I'M GONNA CUM!" She screamed as the echoes vibrated the phone speaker. Her passionate screams swirled in her bathroom and echoed throughout her empty home. As Ebony slowly came down from her orgasm, I heard a giggle. "I can't believe I let you hear me do that." She laughed.

"Do it again." I said with a smile. My manhood pulsing with eager anticipation.

"Oh...I am..." She said. Her mouth suddenly closer to the phone. I Imagine she'd slid on her back upward to plant a kiss on me..and my erection before she submerged again.

"I'm gonna suck your nipples again." I said.

"No I wanna suck your big dick while this water rushes over my wet pussy."

"Dirty mouth." I smiled.

"Come put something in it, Fury."

The water splashed louder. Ebony wasn't ready this time. It must've hit her right on the clit with just the right amount of force. An involuntary moan erupted into my eardrum fueling my throbbing erection. Her moans increased. She said my name.

"Can you feel my dick in your mouth?"

"Mmm yeah..." Her ass squeaked against the tub.

"I'm gonna fuck your mouth while you squirt all over that tub."

"YES!!" Ebony moaned louder. The addition of my voice to her normal tub routine took her to a new place. I imagined her nipples painfully erect begging for attention as her clit throbbed underneath the soft but firm pressure of the water. She came in fits. The water splashed. Her hands squeaked and pawed at the sides of the tub. A whimper left her voice. "You are too fucking much, Fury."

"Even just over the phone?"

She laughed. The plunger dropped in the tub and it began to fill. The speakerphone ended and her voice sounded so much closer. A sultry whisper in my ear.

"So..is your dick hard over there?"

"You know it is."

"That's good to imagine while we talk. So...what are you doing at work?"

I looked at the spreadsheet.

"Apparently not enjoy my independence."

She laughed, gulped her wine, relaxed in her tub and talked me through the rest of my work evening.

They call me The Fury and I make bath time lots of fun.

3 is The Magic Number: Phoenix and Honey Rider Take a Bathroom Break

To see how this began see part one
Then part two


Honey Rider and I entered the bathroom, both finding available commodes.

"Phewwwww, this feels good, letting all of this liquid out of my system" I say trying balance standing up while not relieving myself on my clothes.

"I am having fun!" Honey Rider screams from the stall next to mine.

She is barely audible through the sound of urine hitting the bowl and the loud base blasting through the speakers, thumping the walls. I wipe and as timing would have it, we exit our respective stalls at the same time.

I pushed the dispenser and soap oozes out. Rubbing my hands together I ran my hands under the water and looked in the mirror trying to focus. The alcohol has taken over me.

"I am fuuuuuuuucked up!" I laugh uncontrollably. I can not believe I've had 3 rum and coke already.

"Girl, you are crazy! I Am fucked up too! I think Fury is soooo sexy. I want to fuck him so bad. I've wanted to fuck him for a long time." Honey Rider tells me.

"Yeah he is sexy. I am sure you will have the chance to fuck him tonight! He won't mind!" We both chuckled. I turned the nob on the faucet stopping the flow of the water and grabbed a paper towel to dry my hands. Honey Rider was at the sink looking in the mirror applying lipstick once she finished washing her hands.

"I mean, his hair, is sooooo beautiful! He just has me open!" Honey Rider confessed.

"Ma, I feel you." I say approaching her from behind.

"You my dear, have one of the best asses I've ever seen." I tell her as I cupped both of her ass cheeks with my hands.

She closed her eyes and let out a soft moan. I turned her around to face me and kissed her on her neck.

"Phoenix, YOU have the best breast I've ever seen." Placing her hands on my DD's. She lifted the left one out of my tanktop and took my nipple into her mouth.

I grabbed her head, running my fingers through her hair. Running my fingers through her hair made my panties extremely wet. I brought her face to mine locking our lips.

"We are gonna get caught, there are no locks on the bathroom." I said to Honey Rider placing my breasts back in my tank top.

"So! I don't care. We are just going to have to get caught!"

"You're the crazy one! But I have an idea. If you move directly behind the door, we'll know when someone is about to come in because you'll feel the door hit your back." I suggested.

Honey Rider agreed as she stood behind the door and pulled me close to her.

"I want to taste you right here, right now." I whispered in Honey Rider's ear.

I kneeled down in front of Honey Rider, lowering her black leggings and thong. As I was on my knees I said a quick prayer to the pussy gods, thanking Her for the food I was about to receive! I buried my head in between Honey Rider's thighs. My tongue found its way to her clit.

"Mmmmmmm, Yes!" Honey Rider grabbed my head and lifted her leg up slightly, giving me better access to her pearl.

"How does that feel baby?" I inquire, although her moans and body have given me the answer.

"That shit feels good! YES!! YES!!" Honey Rider's moans turned into screams. The excitement of the possibility of getting caught had me going crazy. I enjoyed being in that moment.

I licked and sucked, her womanhood dripped into my mouth.

The door hit Honey Riders back hard. Shit, someone was trying to get into the restroom. I jumped up off of my knees, standing firmly on my feet and prevented the door from opening with my hands. This gave Honey Rider enough time to pull up her leggings and thong. I released the door, once she appeared normal, the new occupant walked into the restroom and gave us a suspicious look, giggling as she walked passed us and entered into a stall.

"I am not done with you!" I warned Honey Rider.

"That was amazing."

"We've been in here way too long. Lets get back out there to Fury, we wouldn't want him to get too lonely without us!" I said to Honey Rider, holding the restroom door open for the both of us to exit.

We went back to the bar just before Fury returned...

There's a Meeting in the Ladies Room

I awoke on the couch. My head still slightly abuzz from the night before. Lots of drinks, lots of fun and way too many jokes. People were strewn about BJ's apartment like tossed scarves. Someone was on the La-Z-Boy, at least 2 in her bedroom, 2 or 3 in her roommate's bedroom and I think someone was laid out at the dining room table. Where the rest of them were was anyone's guess! All remnants of the night before.

BJ was curled up on the couch near me. I don't remember how, maybe it was a mental message sent between us, but soon she was awake too. Soon my hands were sneaking tweaks on her hard nipples. I watched the sleeping faces of the others in the room to be sure they didn't see. Didn't see me slide my hand under her shirt, under her bra and rubbing her nipples. They didn't see BJ unfasten her pants and my hands slide between her legs.

No one saw the fabric of her pants moving as if possessed as my fingers found her wet pussy. The moisture between her lips lubricated my warm fingers, they slid up to her clit and caressed. Everyone was still sleeping when she let out a sigh then bit her lip to contain it. My fingers were hidden between her lips as they stroked inside her slowly, rubbed deep within her then slid back to her clit. I covered her hand with part of my turtleneck as she stroked my erect manhood through my slacks. Her other hand stopped my hand from massaging her warm sex. No one saw her pull my hand from her panties and lick her juice from my fingers. I watched the room intently as she stood and motioned at me with her almond shaped eyes.

The wood floors creaked as we tip toed passed our sleeping friends. I watched their bodies with intent as a myriad of snores and heavy breathing reverberated in the room. Thank goodness for the overwhelming knock out power of Hennessey and tequila. We shuffled down the short hallway, glimpsed more bodies sleeping in her room and her roommate's. We slid into the bathroom, BJ quietly closed the door behind us.

"Wait!" I whispered. I turned to the bathtub, it's shower curtain closed. The night before two of my friends were drunk and sleeping in the tub. If they were there now, we would surely be busted.

I swished the curtain back quickly....NOTHING.

"Good!"She smiled, her hands unfastened my belt, the zipper slid low as her body went with it.

BJs lips spread wide over the head of my dick, then her tongue, she sucked softly. My entire body relaxed as her head bobbed down against me. Her warm mouth took in as much as she could. Her warm hand guided the head around the inside of her cheeks. It was good....very good. The more she stroked the more I wanted to feel inside her. I pulled my dick from her mouth.

"I wanna fuck you. Take off your pants."I commanded.

BJ slid one pant leg off. The other dangled around her ankle. Her phat pussy lips glistened as I sat on the toilet bowl cover. She straddled my body, we listened quietly for any movement...none. Slowly, she slid down, her hand guiding my throbbing cock to her warm lips. Her body shivered as the head parted her lips and quickly made it's way deep inside her. We both sat there on the bowl. Her body straddled mine, her eyes staring dreamily into mine. Our tongues found each other. I sucked from her mouth slowly, her tongue danced in mine. Her hips gyrated as her warmth grew tighter on me.

We fucked there in her bathroom, the porcelain toilet top clattering against the wall.

Clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink

"Mmm yes, fuck this pussy baby." She whispered in my ear.

"Who's is it?"I growled.

"Your. Pussy. Your. Pussy." She bounced on top of me purring quietly.

clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink

I pulled her full tits from her bra and sucked her beautiful right nipple. Her left tit bounced as she worked me deeper inside her. My hands grabbed her ass. I pulled myself deeper inside of her. HARDER. FASTER.

Clinkity-clink clinkity-clink clinkity-clink clinkity-clink

She was on top, but my hands controlled the motion, the thrust, the force. BJ's head fell backward, sweat dotted her throat.

"uh uh uh uh uh!"Her grunts grew louder. She bit her lip to quiet herself. I pounded myself deeper inside her, her eyes closed tightly, her face contorted. Then slowly we came down from our cloud.

"We better stop before we have an audience waiting outside the door." I whispered. I watched her tight swollen lips as it disengaged from my thick throbbing dick. I was covered in thick pussy cream.

"WOW! Is that all from me?"Her whisper a little louder than we wanted. I simply nodded as she stroked my dick, wiping some of it off.

We cleaned up quietly. I found my place back on the couch and closed my eyes as she woke up some of the guests. No one saw. No one heard. No one knew The Fury and BJ had a meeting in the ladies room.