Corporate Correspondence

Occasionally my way with words can land me in trouble. It's not so much the spoken word. I'm not the speaker of the house. Generally speaking, I'm a man of few (spoken) words. But the written word has led me into all kinds of territory...

A boring day at work is The Devil's playground. There are tons of drone workers, office zombies, paper pushers and desk jockeys reading this smut right now because they're bored at work. Others are reading this and sexting a co-worker. Some are planning an elaborate workplace prank or setting aim on a fellow cubicle prisoner with their office blaster. Boredom. Work sucks. Doing what you love isn't work, but in this economy (don't you hate that phrase) the employed are lucky to be working...or maybe not.

It was on such a boring humid summer day that I got an email from Honey Rider fairly early in the morning. I was working from home (i.e. in my boxers)


From: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org
To: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv

"What are you doing today?"


From: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv
To: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org

"The same thing I do every day, Pinky. Trying to take over the world."


From: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org
To: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv

LOL You're so silly. This job is boring me to death.


From: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv
To: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org

I don’t know about silly, but I am so damn horny today. I may have to take matters into my own hands momentarily...

From: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org
To: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv

Mmmm me too... You busy later?

And there my friends began a workday long exchange of emails that would make Tiger Woods blush. Our sexy dance of flirtation, taunting and teasing worked each of us into a frenzy of hornytude not seen this side of Venus. The last message before she left her desk looked something like this:


To: The Fury@workingfromhomeindrawers.tv
From: Honey Rider@boringassjob.org

I'm coming over tonight before I have to meet up with friends. Can’t wait to feel you. Mmm I'm soaked.


I was left to simmer in my own desire. After what felt like a seven hour sustained erection, I needed to release. Honey Rider would be over in a few hours. It felt impossible to last that long with the ideas she'd put in my head. I wanted to taste her sandalwood colored skin. I was practically on fire with the thought of palming her big perfectly round ass. Her ass was a thing of marvel and I stroked myself thinking of it lowering on my stiff manhood. Her nipples would perk and protrude from her smallish breasts almost immediately when she walked in my place. I came in moments, exploding all over a paper towel that had once held three Oreo cookies.

I took a shower and put on a pair of thin pajama pants. The imprint of my dick was very present in the soft material. I turned on some music. It was sure to be a loud affair and people were coming home from work. The neighbors already knew my name. They didn't need to hear it book ended by curses...again.

When the doorbell rang, I could feel an automatic surge in my loins. My earlier explosion was only the edge. Honey Rider was set to feel the full vastness of my rabid lust.

She smiled as she entered. Her thin wife beater exposed her black bra. Her sweat pants were folded over the top. Even the billowy material couldn't hide the plumptitude (not a real word) of her ass. My hands slid into the back of her waistband and cupped the soft cheeks. My tool pressed against her from behind as I kissed the nape of her neck. With a roll of her head and moans slipping from her lips, she approved of my lack of patience.

I stripped her down to her black bra and panties and guided her on all fours. Kneeling behind her, I nuzzled my face deep in the plump lips of her pussy licking and sucking. Her moans energized me. My hands clasped the globes of her soft ass and pulled her toward my probing tongue as my face pivoted between her spreading thighs and found her clit.

"SHIT! Yes! MMMM! OH YEAH!"

She moaned through her first orgasm.

I watched myself in the mirror as I pulled the thin pants from around the straight arrow of my hard cock. Honey Rider looked around her strong shoulders at me with a hungry smile. She bit her lip when she saw my hand grasping the girth of my manhood.

Readers know that I'm a proponent of the first stroke. It is as eloquent a speech as you can imagine. It is a beautiful note of music. A well cooked meal. The first stroke is cool dessert after a spicy meal. This first stroke sent a chill up both of our spines. Her spine, of course, was arched correctly as I grinded easily inside of her. A deep hard grinding fuck from the back. Her hips worked with me in rhythm.

My hand slapped her soft ass leaving a bright red mark that I rubbed soothing away the pain. We fucked harder. Her dancer's body pushed back toward me, undulated and squeezed me. The pleasured painful expression in her face added energy to my thrusts Our sweaty bodies rolled together as she reached back towards me, grabbed my thigh and cajoled me to fuck her harder. I happily obliged.

The thing about Honey Rider, she was ravenous with thrusts. She liked the feeling of grinding and pawing, biting and squeezing. We did it all.

I took her hands and pulled her back toward me using her arms as the reigns. She screamed for more as we pulverized each others lust. Her screams grew louder and louder egging me on for more.

I pulled free from the puckering grasp of her flower and turned the music louder. It was blaring.

Yet when I returned to her needs, the music seemed like a whisper. I pulled from her and sat on the edge of the bed. Honey Rider didn't lose a step. She knew this position well. She straddled me with her thick thighs, laced her fingers together behind my neck and took every inch of me deeply. Her strong thrusts rocked the bed as she hung from the edge of the bed like trapeze artist. She balanced on my thighs and dick, thrusts and swung.

Look there Ladies and Gentlemen...all with no net.

Just as her moans of passion seemed to crescendo....

DING DONG

She stopped her moans so abruptly that she nearly choked. I covered her mouth with one of the sweaty palms that held her ass.

"Was I too loud?" She said.

With the agility of a Spiderwoman, she climbed from me and sat on the bed, I slowly turned the music volume down then ducked low and snuck into the living room. Peeking through the peak hole I saw a friend of mine waiting patiently for me to answer the door.

"Who is it?" She whispered close behind me startling me.

I shook my head warning her not to speak again. We all have that one friend who is just too patient and persistent. This was he. It came in handy when you needed it. In this case, I needed him to go away quickly.

Honey Rider stood butt naked in the bedroom doorway waiting as I watched him.

"Damn, where is he?" He seemed to think as he slowly backed away from the door and headed away.

I waved her toward me in a quick hand gesture and pointed to the window. Honey slowly peeked through the blinds and nodded confirmation that he was in his car and leaving.

"Gone." She said.

"And look at that..." I purred.

Honey Rider was perched on the couch on her knees. Her smooth physique bent just so her waiting flower poked from beneath her thighs. Sweat glistened across her back.

"What you looking at?" She grinned. "Umphh...mmmmm....UHHHHH" She moaned as I entered her from the back. Her breasts pressed against the material of the couch as I pressed deeper.

"Give me more..Give it to me..." I chanted as we fucked harder.

Outside, people in suits and uniforms made it home after a long boring day at work. Some, certainly, walking into their own day ending adventure, but none as good as mine.

They call me The Fury; my words have gotten me in trouble, my mouth has gotten me in more.

A Honey Dream Come True

We joked and kidded. We flirted and were serious and then somehow, some way, Honey Rider confessed she had a dream about me.

"Really? What happened in the dream?" I asked.

"Well..."

She was understandably shy. We hadn't had much contact before this. We were cool. We were friends. The attraction bubbled under the surface like molten lava. I imagined her plump lips quivering as she thought about how to say what she had to say. I imagined an embarrassed rosy hue overcoming her sandalwood complexion. In my mind's eye she squirmed in her seat, her big firm backside shifting to and fro.

"You were wearing a towel." She said.

"Like the latest hood wear? Just wearing a towel?" My eyebrows rose.

"I think you had..no...you HAD just come from the shower." She continued.

"And I came in your room?"

"Yes."

"That's not bad..." I shrugged.

"And you showed it to me." She reluctantly confessed.

"Really?" I smiled. "Well did you like what you saw?"

"Yes." I could tell she was smiling.

"Then what happened?" I felt a horny flush cascade over me like a wave.

"You covered up and left the room."

"That's it?? Damn, I gotta get my dream game up!" I laughed and she laughed with me. The tension was gone.

The awkward moment was released. The flirtation didn't end there for me and Honey Rider. Our attraction was palpable and we wanted to be closer to each other again. Our play fighting had allowed us to touch each other in places normally forbidden in public. Our stolen moments alone were under the guise of discussing this and that. That game was over now.

Under the hot stream in the shower, I felt my manhood rising. He was beyond excited. He was on edge. I patted him down. "Soon." I thought. I put on a nice scented lotion and slipped into some thin basketball shorts. The imprint of my tool swayed back and forth below. I pulled a wife beater over my milk chocolate skin, then switched to a t-shirt in case I was being too presumptuous.

The door bell rang and she stood in the doorway with a smile so full it nearly closed her eyes completely. As she passed me, her curvy hips brushed me just slightly and lit a fire inside me I refused to quell. I locked the door behind myself. She stood just inside shy like a vampire waiting to be invited further inside. I pushed her back against the door jamb and tasted her soft lips. Her hands roamed grabbing my shoulders, then my ass then reaching for the stiff rod that pressed against her. I took advantage too. My hands squeezed the round cheeks of her ass pulling them upward letting them fall with an easy bounce.

She sucked my tongue with a smooth ease luxuriating in my passionate kiss. I slid my hand beneath her black and white wrap dress and found a warm area that wanted my attention. My fingers fumbled with the dress. What was this Fort Knoxian security?? Frustrated, she pulled and untied one bit of cloth and her dress came loose revealing pretty red panties and a matching lace bra. I fell to my knees kissing her taut stomach, her hand gripped my hair as she panted for more.

My mouth found the moist warm intersection of her thighs and licked softly. My hands pushed the soaking patch of fabric from her waxed kitty. She blushed in embarrassment of just how excited she had become, but I didn't give her time. My tongue flicked across her clit softly as my lips caressed hers. A low guttural moan left her lips as I worked her spot. My greedy lips kissed her softly. Her moans grew the bulge in my shorts more and more. I threw her thick thigh over my shoulder and dove in deep on her wet lips with my hands holding her balance. She was adept at all things, so she didn't shy away. Her leg rested on a high table as I tasted her floral scent. She was sweet like honey suckle and wanted more.

Her bra was thrown to the floor and my mouth worked upward leaving saliva and pussy juice across her nipples as I sucked them roughly. My middle finger stroked her clit softly below feeling the ooze of her want and the explanation of her desire. Her strong hands groped at my stiffened manhood then pushed inside the waistband of my boxers to grab a heaping handful of hard dick.

We tumbled to the floor as we kissed, grinded and I tasted her again. She hadn't even removed her shoes yet. She had barely, stepped into the place. But laying on the floor with Honey Rider was delectable. I grinded my manhood against her wetness easy and with rhythm.

"Mmmm yes."

"Let's go." I grunted between my teeth.

She dangled her arms and nearly collapsed in mines as I walked and kissed her to the bedroom. She lay back on the bed as I stripped her firm body naked and implanted my face between her soft thighs again. Her body quivered as I sucked her again. She reached down, pulling my shorts down just below my ass cheeks and took a handful. My hand fumbled with a well placed condom and rolled it across my engorged dick. She shimmied back on the bed as I poised above her like a rabid lion waiting to attack its prey. She bit her lip and held my chest with the palm of my hand.

"You ok?"

"Mmmhmm. A little scared." She whispered. "Don't hurt me."

"I won't." I assured her as she shifted her hips in preparation to receive me. "MMMMMM!" Her moan announced my entrance.

"Exhale." I commanded. When she did, her tension released and allowed me deeper within her.

For all of her shyness and embarrassment, when things got going, she changed demeanor quickly. Her hips moved with a rhythm with me inside her. We kissed and pawed at each other in need of more and more.

"Harder!" She wanted it. "Yes!" She was pleased. Her legs wrapped around my thighs and she began to moan louder as I felt the warmth and grip of her kitty. Her nails clawed at my back with the deeper thrusts as she melted in a body quaking orgasm.

"Come here." I pulled her around the bed, face down, ass up, facing a mirror. She looked up at me with a devilish look as I entered her. Her eyes collapsed in pleasurable pain as I fucked her from behind. My hands gripped the globes of her ass hard as I drove myself deeper inside. She moaned for more. She moaned for harder. I was too pleased to oblige. Her sexy back arched under the pressure. She gave back to me what I took. We watched each other in the mirror as we fucked in the light cast by the bathroom.

Her moans reached a neighbor stirring decibel level as I watched her ass cheeks vibrate and bounce against my body. My feet stumbled against my tossed sneakers, but I didn't allow it to change my thrust. I was rabid for her. I needed more. I wanted to take every inch of her and fill her up.

She was not just to be taken. On her back, she flipped her legs in the air and held them aloft as I filled her to the hilt. We fed on each others energy as I slid deeper within. She came again with a shudder, our bodies sweaty and loose from our work.

Feeling cheeky, I stood up in her full view.

"Is this what you saw in your dream?"

"Mmhmm." She licked her lips. "But you're bigger in person."

"Oh..." I blushed. She had the upper hand then. She took her upper hand, grabbed me by the dick and pulled me closer.

They call me The Fury...and dreams come true, if you believe....

Lick, Suck, Oooze

I was staring out of the window lost in a day dream when I realized I had started watering at the mouth. Actual saliva had been produced just at the thought of Honey Rider's sweetness. I decided to take a chance, to see if she was nearby. I decided to call her to see if she could come by and say hello. Honey Rider had an arsenal of hellos. Some flirty, others silly then some were all business. Then there were the Honey hellos drenched in hot sensuality.

"Hey Fury! I was just thinking about you!" She answered cheerfully. Damn, it's cheerful Honey, she wasn't the one I was looking for this day.

"Really?" I tried my best to assume a similar range of cheerfulness, but for me it always sounds like game show announcer voice. This is Jeopardy!

"Yep!" She sounded wired. "I'm headed up by you for a rehearsal." Honey was a dancer and was always in a litany of productions here there and everywhere it seemed.

"Oh ok, Well I don't want to keep you. I just wanted to say hello and..." I began to wipe egg off my face and backpedal my way back into my cave.

"No, it's cool. I just got dressed and I'm about to run out. I don't have to be there for a little while...maybe I'll drop by you..." She squeaked. My heart jumped from my chest nearly grabbing the phone itself.

"Definitely. I'll be here. Just reading..." I lied kicking the book with my foot.

Honey Rider flashed her almond eyes when I opened the door. She squealed hello and gave me a cheerful hug. She shimmied herself passed me, her round behind nudged my arm as she passed. I could feel the thumping in my chest and the throbbing below my waist. Besides myself with anticipation of the first move, I offered her something to drink. She refused and kicked off her sneakers. Even in her baggy sweat pants I could see the curves of her ass. Her pretty pink lips spoke energetically, I was entranced. I walked to and fro like a hunting animal, like a preying panther. I paced the floor watching her stretch her arms and swivel her head on her slender neck.

Honey Rider's sandalwood color contrasted with her all black outfit. I needed to touch her, so I did. My hands caressed her mid-section then wrapped around her waist. Our lips met in slow motion. There was a needing. A desire. My hands gripped her ass pushing her closer to me. She groaned as my excited stiffness rubbed against her thigh.

"You're getting me too hot. I'm gonna do something bad." She warned knowing we both wanted bad...Hell, we both wanted heinous. I stripped her tank top off, pushed her bra down enough to get access to her stiff brown nipple and sucked it softly. I was bending on one knee holding her close to me by her ass while my tongue played with her nipples. I wanted to take a bite. I was hungry for more. I tugged her into the adjoining bedroom, pulling her clothes from her roughly. Honey panted as I pushed her to the floor lips to lips.

Her strong hands stroked my stiff dick energetically. We were a mess of limbs and open mouths. Even though there was a dimmer, the lights of the room were blaring at full power. They were bright enough that the hum of the lights were the only other sound besides our lip smacking good time. Hungry for more I dipped lower on her body.

"See yourself?" I pointed to the mirror on the closet door. She nodded as my chocolate skin contrasted with her golden thighs. "Watch me there." I begged.

Her sweet soapy scent filled my nose as I kissed her landing strip of hair. My tongue anxiously escaped my lips and slid across her swollen excited pussy lips. I kissed them as I did her face, passionately teasing her as my hands massaged the areola around her hard nipples. Peeking upward, I saw her head pushed back, her eyes closed enjoying the feeling.

"Watch me." I whispered. Her eyes folded open, looked to me then us in the mirror. Her lips pursed with pleasure seeing my face deep between her arching legs.

I dove deep between her thighs and sucked at her throbbing full lips. Parting them with my tongue, I tasted her excitement seething out into the open. The tip of my tongue danced on her clit lightly to the humming of her moans then I sucked it to the bellow of her screams. My hard dick pounded against the floor wishing for play, but my mouth was greedy. When her body began to shiver, I wrapped my hands around her plump ass. Sweat beads began to collect there as her temperature rose.

I pressed my face deeper increasing the pressure. She tasted like passion. Her body shook against mine and I wanted to ride the waves as she came with a face bashing seizure of shakes.

Ignoring her sighs and basking, I greedily licked more. My mouth sucked her lips then released them making sloppy sounds.. I wanted nothing more than to make her orgasm. It's usually the case that if I hear the sound once, I want to hear it again. Her cum sound was a crescendoing squeal that gave way to a litany of groans.

"Oooooh suck my pussy, Fury. Yesssssss!" She moaned as her hands pushed my head harder against her. She was smothering me in the sweet smell and slippery feel of her kitten. Opening my eyes, I was shocked by the bright light and the sight of her stiff nipples shivering with her body. Her eyes closed, she opened them in time to watch in the mirror as she came. I couldn't release her. She pivoted her hips. "No More....shiiiittt, no more. I---have--to--come down." She pleaded

"You have to cum." I said pivoting my index finger inside her warmth. She was gushy and sticky inside. Her tight pussy clenched against my finger lightly. I eased my middle finger alongside it so it wasn't lonely.

Honey Rider moaned her agreement. My fingers stroked her as my tongue flicked light and fast. Her hips swiveled and gyrated with my fingers until they agreed on her g-spot and then I massaged her there. Her immediate reaction served as fuel. I slowed on the curves and sped on her straightaways. My fingers slipped easily on her button while my mouth sucked her pearl. Her voice, her noise, her taste, her scent pushed me further and led her to the checkered flag with a thunderous orgasmic applause. Her hand pushed at my shoulder releasing my mouth from her throbbing swollen cunt. She needed to catch a breather any way that she could. Honey swung her leg one way, then shimmied her hips rolling over and resting on her knees and elbows above me. She looked down toward me between her spread legs as I fell to my back looking up between them at her.

Her sticky sweetness oozed from her in a light stream spilling onto the carpet.

"OH MY GOD!" Her eyes went wide. She was motrified. "I...I..I'm so sorry!" She looked in horror at the proof of her passion on the carpet. She was frozen in position on her hands and knees looking down. I rolled to my knees looking at the carpet with a smile.

"Don't be sorry. That's perfectly..GREAT!" I smiled as she covered her mouth with her hand. I massaged the supple yet firm skin on her ass. "You can leave me a souvenir whenever you like."

Honey Rider smiled. "I think I better go, before you decide to whip that dick out and we really get into trouble" She pursed her lips. It was a cheerful goodbye.

They call me The Fury...sometimes I collect souvenirs...do you?

Cirque Du Sex Play aka The Break a Dish, Hang From The Ceiling Kind of Sex

My hand massaged the warm area between Honey Rider's legs as her foot pivoted from gas to brake. We couldn't get to our destination fast enough. She let out a sultry moan and bit her plump bottom lip as she turned the corner. My fingers had worked undulating magic on her pouty sex since we left the after work drinks. Her measured frenzy was apparent by the several delayed starts at traffic lights as we made our way off the expressway. I paused as she parallel parked the car. I couldn't distract her too much while she maneuvered into the tight spot, that just wouldn't have been fair.

We sat there quietly for a moment as the music played. I leaned over and kissed her soft lips...easily. Our lips caressed nicely. She parted hers, I mine and our tongues slid across each other softly. We worked deeper, slowly, until we were gasping, sucking each other's breath as if we were life support. She broke our kiss abruptly.

"So..." I said. There was so much in that word.

So, I know we said no hanky panky tonight...

So, I know you have to get home soon....

So, you know what I can do to you right now?...RIGHT now!?

Honey Rider panted. Her sexy eyes batting and looking me up and down in the dark car. Our faces illuminated by the orange street light.

"So...what are we gonna do?" She replied.

"What do you want to do?" I hesitated with hope she'd back track on our promise not to engage. I'd been putty in her hands from the moment she patted my crotch as we sat waiting for the gas to finish pumping.

"I wanna put my mouth on it..." She looked down with fierce eyes.

"Really? Now?" My lust smiled inside. I slowly undid my belt buckle as she watched, her lips parted as her tongue brushed across them. I muscled my excited manhood from my boxers.

She didn't wait, her cool slender fingers wrapped around the swollen shaft, her head dove low and her warm tongue slid across the head of my dick. Honey Rider's mouth was like a warm blanket and she snuggled me deeply inside. Her head bounced up and down while her mouth found a mind numbing suction. My hands found the back of the driver's seat and held on.

"oh shit! That's....Great!" I moaned as she showed me just how appreciative she was of me. I moaned and showered praises on her as her mouth and hand worked up and down, dancing a private step. The sound of voices disrupted her. She raised up just as a couple walked by in the dark. They giggled and bantered as they headed home.

"You want to go inside?" I asked.

"Up to you." She purred as her hand stroked her saliva up and down my hard shaft.

"I'm perfectly fine here, but there are some things I want to do too." I smiled.

"Like?" She asked as she stroked me hard.


The furniture in the place was lit only by orange street light. Our bags and shoes clattered against the floor as our faces collided in a deep kiss. My hands reached below and grabbed what I could of her plump round ass and pressed her tighter to me. I stripped her bare in no time, leaving a steady stream of clothing from the living room to the kitchen. I heard the gentle patter of her toes as she walked tippy toed across the linoleum; all the while my mouth kissed her neck. She smelled sweet, her skin was so soft on my lips and welcomed my tongue. My fingers found her nipples rubbing, kneading, pinching as her moans grew.

I dropped my unbuttoned pants and flailed to get them off of my ankles. Damn wide legs never gave that much trouble in the history of dropping trou. I pushed her forward against the sink, forced her hands against the counter. I took a step back, her well rounded bubble ass was illuminated only by the pale blue light of the parking lot outside the window. It was as perfect a sight as I could imagine.

"Stay there!" I commanded, but I'm sure it sounded like pleading. I launched into the bedroom, retrieved condoms from the spot I knew they were hidden and returned to see her perfectly arched back giving way to her round behind, her solid strong thighs, flexed calves as she perched on her tippy toes.

"Hurry..." She growled.

A low groan escaped her throat as I felt her labia give way to my invading cock. Her warmth spread across me, her excitement oozed from her. My hands found her small waist and pulled my dick deeper inside of her wet pussy.

"Mmmhmm" She moaned as we worked our rhythm. She bent holding the kitchen sink on her tippy toes, me behind her, flat footed, legs spread, ass gyrating in smooth circles. Honey's ass bounced against my pelvis creating a combination slapping and puckering sound. I liked the slapping sound so I added my own with a few firm slaps across her bottom. She wavered on her toes, not even a dancer can't stay in position when they're getting hard dick thrusts.

She pulled me from her and turned to face me. Her hands took mine then pulled me closer as I helped her hop up on the edge of the sink.

I was in her in a flash. Our hard thundering wallops rattled the dishes in the sink. I felt my body pulled tightly to her as her strong arms wrapped around my neck, her strong, thick calves held the backs of my upper thighs. She was so tight, so good inside. I could feel myself as far deep as possible. Her moans grew louder in my ear as I massaged that spot within her that was mutually magnificent. I talked the kind of shit she liked to hear.

"You like this dick, huh. You gonna fuck me like you want this dick. You better take this dick while you got it. Take this dick, Honey. Take it...MMM."

Her legs shook, her body convulsed on the sink as her ass slipped around on the edge. It wasn't enough space.

"Hold on." I warned then lifted her from the sink.

"What the fuck are you....OH!" She squealed as I rammed deep inside her as I held her up by her behind. I heaved her across the threshold, across the carpet in the hallway to a side wall and planted her there.

Her back smacked against the wall as I held her aloft by her ass. My raging cock still probed, massaged as I grinded my hips for our pleasure. She knew it was a small hall and pushed her legs out trying to brace them against the opposite wall . It worked for the most part as I feasted from her plump lips with hot desperate kisses. Honey worked her hips in circles caressing my manhood with her delectable flower. Not a small fete considering she was pressed against a wall with her ass about 3 feet in the air.

My arms faltered under the onslaught of fatigue. Honey's hands flailed as she flipped on the hall light.

"oops!" She smiled as she turned it back off. Her hand reached upward above my head, grabbed a hold of something, then again with her other hand. Her weight pushed me backward as she hung...from a suspended bar in the threshold of the bedroom.

Honey Rider literally hung from the ceiling as I held her up with my hands. Excited and overzealous I pounded deeply inside her. With each thrust her grip slipped, but her moans drove me. The sweat from our bodies made us a hot sexual piston working to create more heat as we fucked while she hung. Her strong arms faltered, her hands slipped and she slid down clumsily from her perch.

"You are no joke!" I panted.

Not losing a step, she stumbled into the bedroom, pushed aside the satin bed cover and collapsed on her back. Her moans, pants and heavy breathing led me to her in the semi-darkness. Within fractions of moments, I was inside her again. She on her back, her legs raised straight, dangling over my shoulders. My hands gripped her thighs as we enjoyed each other more.

"You want it like that."

"Yes!"

"You feel so good. Mmmm Take this dick...TAKE...THIS...DICK!" I boasted as I pounded deeply inside her. I felt her muscles give way, her hands reached out to the sides of her and grabbed the sheets. The mirror on the side of the bed showed only the silhouette created by the light shining through the window.

Her dark figure wonderfully contorted, her hands shook as they held the bed sheet aloft, my dark figure danced back and forth, gyrated in deep circles as she let loose a rush of energy and a loud moan. Finally, Honey Rider's arms collapsed to her sides. I lowered her legs so they dangled off the side of the bed. Her purrs and heavy breathing warmed me as she came down from her orgasm. Kneeling I pressed my tongue on her wet, swollen lips, parted them with my tongue and tasted her moisture, our sweat, her excitement. My tongue slowly worked its way up to her clit to give it the slightest suck. Her hips shuddered under my tongue.

I rose to kiss her, Honey's hands gripped the back of my head and pulled me closer as she tasted herself deeply from my tongue.

I am The Fury and if you're down to hang, I'm down to hold you up.

Time to Play Dress Up

It's been awhile since I've posted here. Sorry, I got caught up on another writing project. However, being that today is Halloween, it's a great day to walk around and be a voyeur. Here in my beloved Nueva York there are so many sexy things one can see walking down the street even in the newly brisk weather. This morning, I already saw two adult "cheerleaders", a sexy scarecrow and one "school girl". Talk about fetish jumping. Tonight will be a virtually cavalcade of short skirts, fishnets, overwhelming cleavage and plenty of peek-a-boo nudity.

In celebration of this dark holiday, I'll refer you to an archived story (with a newly added photo inspiration) from one of my favorite role playing vixens...

Honey Rider

What's your sexy costume of choice? Go ahead send me a picture and show off your style!

I'm A Woman Man: Episode 6 - Ass

Originally the next entry was to be about a different part of the female anatomy until I realized this post is the 100th post here at The Dirty Details. With this landmark post, I MUST dedicate it to a portion of the female body that I hold with great affinity.

The Ass

I am an ASStronomer...searching near and far for heavenly bodies. I am an ASStrologist checking the bright shining heavens for signs of things to cum. I am every bad pun and description of a man that truly admires a great rear end. It is my confession that I prefer the rounder, firmer, bigger, plumper derriere. The ass that swells from a small waist into a homage to firm fruit. I like big butts and I can not lie.

I have seen many many beautiful round, firm, soft asses in my years. However, the roundest, plumpest ass I've known in the biblical sense belongs to Honey Rider. One of my first views of exactly how plump and shapely it was came on one of our first meetings. I peered out of the window as she exited her car. Her loose yet form fitting cargo pants tugged at her ass, her g-string exposing the sexy skin of her lower back. The G-string gave me a glimpse of her soft sun-kissed sandalwood colored skin. It wasn't evident to me then, but within weeks I would be watching her plump round ass undulating on top of me in a mirror as my dick disappeared beneath it. Honey Rider loved riding me, I loved her riding me and watching her ass in the mirror. Luckily for an ass lover like me, she enjoyed doggystyle as well.

Doggystyle is the ass lover's dream position. We can watch the heart shaped plump ass as well as partake in it. Reverse cowgirl also provides great ass view, but there's something about proper doggystyle that brings a devilish grin to my face. I relish doggystyle, the stance, whether on all fours, bent over or crouching. It's always the case that my dick throbs hard as I enter a woman from behind, her ass in full view, my hands holding herwaist. With a tight phat ass, there's even an added suction in doggystyle. A nice plump ass in doggystyle grips my dick and causes a slight puckering sound when I remove myself. I like to give pounding thrusts from behind as much as I like to give a slow, sexy deep dick grind. There's always the urge to sting the ass with a hot fiery slap then soothe it with a gentle caress. It thrills me when the woman enjoys the ass slapping as much as I do. I've been coaxed by strippers, lovers, co-workers and friends to slap their asses. Once during sex, I had a woman grab my hand and forcibly slap herself on the ass with MY hand. I like the firm jiggle of an ass slap. I like the feeling of the flesh giving way to my hand and the sound of the clash.

With all of my ass talk, I have never had anal sex. I can only count one failed instance of anal. I'll discuss it in a later post, but I have to give the young lady credit for even entertaining putting my thick dick in her ass. I'm not against anal sex, it's never been my first priority, not my second, third or fourth. In fact, there have only been a handful of women that have conjured my thought to fuck their ass. In every single case it was due to an overwhelming ache to consume them wholly, their own sexual openness and yes nice asses. Alas, that hasn't happened, yet I do not feel a sense of loss. LOL

My blessings in the ass department runneth over. I have bowed before scrumptious delectable ass, tight ass, round ass, small palm sized ass, wide, large jiggly asses. Ass has even been blessed to feel the slippery warm slither of my tongue. I don't get that urge often, but the couple of times I have, sent the intended into another world of new sensation… I have rubbed my hard throbbing cock against the soft firm ass of a horny young temptress in a public place with whispers of what was to cum. I have showered firm tight ass with my hot juice with low orgasmic moans. Words can not explain how great asses have motivated and inspired me.

I am The Fury…bend over and show me that ass baby.

Her Lickety Splits

Honey grunted as she slapped me about my head. Her flailing light honey colored hands doing their best to grab at whatever they could. Finally, she gripped my hair and held on. Her hips bucked and gyrated.

"Dammit Fury! Shit!" She screamed as her body shuddered.

My tongue had been dancing around her pussy for just under maybe two minutes and she was already rocking through her first orgasm. I didn't stop, couldn't stop. She was sweeter today. I don't know if it was because we hadn't been together in so long or because she had given herself an extra sweet bath in milk and honey before she came to me. Either way, I flicked my tongue along her warm plump lips up to her clit and played. My tongue softly but firmly drummed against her clit like a boxer's glove against a speed bag all while my lips sucked. Her warmth created an inferno in my mouth which blazed through me down to my rock hard manhood which pumped with my hips against the carpeted floor.

My moist fingers held her firm hips tightly. I did not want her beautifully waxed flower to escape my mouth. My eyes were closed, I was kissing her deeply finding the spots and not letting them evade me. Honey Rider's body shivered, her swollen clit bounced from my mouth. SHIT! My hands slid underneath her, each palming as much of her beautifully round ass as they could. I had the whole world in my palms. Pushing forward, I took in more of her hot sticky sex. I was enraged. I wanted to eat like a lion devouring his first meal after a long day of preying.

"Oooooh" She hummed. "That looks beautiful." She moaned.

For the first time since I began my heavenly tasting, I opened my eyes. Above me was her well manicured landing strip of hair decorating the pretty flower I was licking. Higher up, the sweaty well formed muscles of her belly. Even higher was her soft brown erect nipples poking at the humid air above them. Finally at the top of this land of adventure her face which wasn't looking at me, but to my side. Glancing over, Honey Rider stared at me in the floor to ceiling mirror. Her eyes wavered somewhere between dream state and tight ecstatic convulsion. My mouth danced around her, her eyes clenched tightest, her entire form shaking underneath my mouth as she came again. Her sweet nectar dripped from my bottom lip.

"Oh Fuck me, baby" She commanded. "I need you in me." Without notice her solid body evaded my ass grip and she had rolled over. The evidence of her excitement dribbled from her like champagne from the bottle. I had popped her cork. The essence of Honey Rider pattered against the carpet. "Oh. Wow. I'm sorry." She blushed her face even more flush as her juice stained my carpet.

"It's a beautiful thing." I smiled as she gripped my throbbing dick and placed it between her lips. She gave the head a few quick licks and the shaft some very strong strokes as I reached back, unwrapped the Magnum XL and presented it with fanfare.

Laying on her back, Honey Rider spread her legs wide. This was not spread eagle, more like spread Boeing. Her body in the figure of an upside down capital "T". I introduced my hard stinger to her flower then slowly entered. Her legs broke formation briefly as my mind wandered to a land where the world is wrapped in warm liquid licorice. Her hands wrapped my body and squeezed my ass with every long deep stroke.

Her mouth was filthy this night. She was spewing talk dirtier than Richard Pryor high on all those drugs he used to do and I enjoyed every second of it. If there's one thing I enjoy it's proper fuck talk. Her hands goaded me to delve deeper into the situation and when I reached the end of her, her legs would quake, bend, shake, lose form then spring back wanting more. Our lips kissed a soft, delicate kiss. Our warm tongues danced, soft in flutters of mild mannered grace while below our organs pounded together with urgency. I rolled my sweaty back onto the carpet. Honey stood above me, her thick thighs flexed as she watched herself in the mirror. My pulsing dick stood straight up in the air. She whinced at me, biting her lip. I could only imagine if I were edible she would've taken a large bite with the remnants escaping the sides of her plump pretty lips.

"Come on, Rider. You wanna split? Split on this dick." I spat dirty from my lips. With hesitation, she slowly lowered herself, there on that carpeted floor in front of that mirror. Her hands braced herself and then she impaled her thick light honey colored frame on my manhood. Her deep grunt escaped her lips.

"I ca-can-n't" She grimaced then I went deeper, her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she gobbled up more of me. And there Honey paused in a full split impaled on me. Her bubble round ass hovered a scant few inches above the floor. Seeing myself fully engulfed between her incredible rounded ass sent a chill through me. Honey bent her legs forward relieving the pressure and rode me hard.

Her fuck speak was intense, sometimes punctuating her hard thrusts with every. single. word.

"Fuck. Me. Ba-by. Yes. I. Need-ed. This!" She came with a shudder which made her nipples twitter in the air like shaking antenna. She collapsed slowly nodding to her own tune. Her chest rose and collapsed hard with every breath. Then she glanced up at the clock.

"You're gonna be late for practice." I warned. Jumping up, she grabbed her clothes.

"Well I won't have to stretch. You did that for me." She winked. I watched her sweaty curves round the corner into the bathroom. And finally, I exhaled.

3 is The Magic Number: Three and Out

Previously on The Dirty Details:
Table for 3
3Songs
The Bathroom Break
3 for the Road
3 for All

and finally...

I stood in the doorway of that bedroom. A soft chilly breeze blew through the room wafting the smells of sex, liquor and a burning potpourri candle into my nose. I watched my two companions for the night lay in a liquor and wild sex stupor in the bed. Briefly I contemplated making a spot for myself in the bed and retiring. Then Honey Rider rolled over, her pretty face with plump lips exposed to the moonlight through the window. A shadow cast across her solid, sexy thighs, a nipple peeked from between her crushed arms. My hazy vision became clear only on her. I tapped her softly, she raised her head kissing me.

"Sup baby?"

"I'm not finished with you." taking her arm, I guided her from the bed. She stumbled, I helped her into the living area where she laid on a comforter. Her eyes cocked a knowing look. "You're really not done with me, huh."

I watched Honey's athletic body in the flicker of late night television. My mouth tasted of hers then quickly found her soft brown nipples. The texture boiled my blood. I sucked hungrily like a hyena on it's prey. Her hand clutched the back of my head as soft moans left her lips. Her hand stayed there as my mouth trailed her body to her pouty swollen womanhood. My tongue parted then entered her moist temple. A soft succinct moan left her lips. Her salty, sweet taste infected my hunger more. My tongue worked higher, found the spot of heaven and licked. With her throbbing clit trapped between my tongue and lips, I sucked. Her moans grew then subsided.

I raised from our heavenly pouting sex my manhood throbbing against her slightly in small thump thump grazes on her against her the lips.

"I want you."I whispered, my XL already in place I presented myself at her temple steps.

"Be easy, she's a little swollen, Baby." Honey's voice slid thru the air like sweet notes from a sax.

I walked up the steps, opened the door easily and slid deep with slow mellow strides into her temple. Our tongues found each other our breath urgent. We inhaled and exhaled alternately feeding each other the air needed . My rod massaged her slowly, deeply with long strokes. Sweat peppered by back as I gyrated my hips against her tightly. A deep bellowing grunt rose from her diaphragm. Honey's thighs rose and parted wider, her ankles crossed around my lower back pulling me deeper. tossing away the gentleness and caring for her swollen lips, I pumped harder. Her tight healthy pussy clenching against my dick.

"ooh fuckkKKKKKK yeSSSSS YESSSSSSS!" Honey screamed as her orgasm collided hard. Her heart thumping wildly against her chest. Her ankles clutched and slipped on my sweaty brown back. A whimpered moan slowly left her lips as her limbs disengaged my body and collapsed against the floor. Her face illuminated in the tv flicker, I kissed her lips softly as we lay spent against each other.

"Surprised Phoenix didn't hear that and come join in." She laughed.

"I'm sure she heard and if she wanted she would've trust me."

As we lay basking in the glow of the evening, I noticed the time. Selina did say she was getting off of work by 4, didn't she. My cell phone buttons dialed the correct combination. Selina's low smokey voice answered.

"You still at work?"

"Yeah, but I'm about to leave."

"Honey wants to know if you want to come hang out with us." My words were measured but my tone spoke volumes. Selina paused. I could hear her wheels turning.

"You guys still hanging out, huh. Where's Phoenix?" Selina smiled through the phone.

"She's laid out in the bed, but by the time you get here, she'll be up. She'll be very happy to see you." Honey snatched the phone from my hand. Her voice purred back to Selina's. I could tell they were playing a game of flirtsy. Finally, Honey shook her head.

"Ok, well next time you have to come with us." There was an emphasis on the word "come". Honey bidded her good night.

"She's expected somewhere tonight. Must be the boyfriend she said she wasn't really seeing anymore. You have enough energy for another woman?"

"I'd damn sure make it." I laughed.

We returned to the bedroom. Phoenix lay sleeping, her plump nipples perking in the chilled air. I closed the window and found a place between the two of them in the bed. Honey tucked her head against my chest, I wrapped an arm around Phoenix and drifted off into a dream...none would be better than the one I just lived.

3 is The Magic Number: 3 For All

Previously on The Dirty Details:
Table for 3
3 Songs
The Bathroom Break
3 for the Road

and then...



The door of the suite exploded with noise and action as we barreled inside. Coats flung to and fro. Honey Rider stumbled to the bathroom closing the door behind her. I headed to the bedroom, clicked the light and turned on the mini radio (sex noise reducer). Phoenix was right behind me as I turned.

"Mmmm, I can smell "M" all over you." She sniffed my chest then higher around my neck. Soon our lips were interlocked, her smooth mouth playing with mine. "She's all over you."

Phoenix's fire was burning, she immediately dropped to her knees. My belt was loose in a millisecond. I stood there entranced as she removed me from my boxers and slid me in her mouth. I saw yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue moons, purple horseshoes! Oh thank my Lucky Charms! Phoenix worked me well in her hot mouth, her hand stroked as her tongue rolled around the head. My head (the one on my shoulders) fell back in a trance.

"OH SHIT!" Honey's voice brought me back from the land of Leprechaun's. She walked towards us staring at Phoenix's work. Pulling myself away, I charged into the bathroom.

The blinding white tile was a shock to my system as I drained the remaining vodka and cranberry juice form my bladder. More moans erupted from the bedroom. I washed my hands fully then splashed cool water across my face. It was game time.

Their ballet was melodic. Phoenix lay on top of Honey on the floor, their mouths, legs, arms entangled. I watched from the doorway as they kissed, as a blouse was removed, a bra thrown, pants were unbuckled and leggings removed. They rolled to and fro on the floor stripping their clothes as they went. Phoenix's mouth lit flames around her neck as Honey's hands poured over her body caressing her softly. Soon Phoenix pushed her thong to the side and was licking her kitty with expert strokes. Honey's hands reached out clenching for something that wasn't there. For a brief moment, Honey's eyes opened, locked onto mine as she spoke.

"Fury."

I stepped forward helping Phoenix from her shirt as I kissed the back of her neck. Honey kissed her lips. I helped Phoenix remove her pants as the two collapsed back on the floor. My heart thumped in my chest, my sex in my pants. I slowly removed my clothes watching their sweet interlock. The vision of Honey's pretty nipples and rounded ass in a thong warmed me more. Soon Phoenix's incredible Double D tits were unleashed, her incredible chocolate nipples harder and perky against Honey's lips. Their kissing and stroking was a hypnotic dance. Kneeling, I kissed Honey's lips as she struggled to remove what was left of her clothing.

"Yeah baby. Give me that tongue." I sucked Honey's tongue from her mouth then shared the taste with Phoenix. Phoenix laid back against the floor, my mouth finally taking an overflowing mouthful of her tits. I sucked her nipples as she moaned and squirmed.

"Eat that pussy, Fury." Honey cheered. My mouth kissed down Phoenix's body, her smooth skin dancing under my lips. I traced her mound with my warm mouth, teased her lips. Her hands grabbed my head massaging, urging as I kissed her sex. Her pout lips moist with her juice opened and welcomed me to her clit. I licked slowly then sucked slow all to the narration by Honey Rider.

"Yeah Fury, she likes that. Suck that clit, baby. OOoh, y'all look so sexy. Mmm feel his mouth on you Phoenix. Oh yes! Lick those pussy lips." Honey panted.

With Honey's sexy voice luring me, I reached into the bag and strapped on an XL. Phoenix's closed eyes winced only slightly as I introduced myself to her temple then entered slowly.

"Give it to her, baby. Oooh work that ass." Phoenix's warm kat held me tightly as I stroked her slowly. Her breasts bounced as I thrust. A low slow moan escaped her lips. She nodded with each thrust her hands gripped my triceps as we experienced each other for the first time.

Looking up I watched Honey naked sedate on the edge of the bed, her hand caressed herself around her nipples and slowly between her thighs. Phoenix's grunts grew, her mouth biting her bottom lip. My knees scraped against the carpet hard as our limbs flailed trying not to bump into furniture.

"Let's get on the bed." I said removing myself from Phoenix's wet pussy and helping her to her feet and onto the bed where Honey immediately grabbed her.

Their kisses were hot wet and sloppy. Urgent licks. Honey reached over sucking Phoenix's taste from my mouth. Not happy with the watered down version her face found solace between Phoenix's legs. She licked, played and sucked. My hands caressed Honey's ass as her tongue caressed Phoenix's kat. Mouths and tongues, hands and arms, feet and legs entangled on the bed.

I grabbed Honey's leg, spun her to the side then urged Phoenix on all fours. Phoenix assumed the position and with a look over her shoulder, motioned me to come get it. I plowed deep in her without aplomb, subtlety or kindness. I found the deep end of her tunnel and reached for more. Oops! I was suppose to be easy with her. I slowed as we fucked doggystyle. Phoenix's groan telling me to slow up, but her gyrating hips urged more. She backed up hard against me.

"Yeah fuck her Fury. Fuck her. ooooh"Honey smiled as she caressed Phoenix's head and face.

Looking over I watched in the mirrored closet doors as Phoenix swallowed me whole inside her then moaned as I occasionally went too deep. Phoenix's healthy tits bounced with each stroke, her caramel skin glistened with sweat. I pulled myself from Phoenix, angled Honey's round ass toward my dick and plunged deep inside her.

"UUUGGGGHHHHH" She grunted as I felt the tight clasp of her warm kitty against my dick. I watched the mirror again as we fucked. Phoenix rubbed her back, kissed her lips as I felt Honey's soft tunnel make way for me. Coming to my senses, I quickly switched condoms and returned to business.

Phoenix watched as she brushed Honey's hair from her face.

"Ooh yeah Fury, She's been wanting that dick all night. Give it to her, baby. OOh yeah Fury" Phoenix's tits bounced with each thrust I gave Honey. I made several failed attempts to suck them while I was inside Honey. Sensory overload. I wanted it all at once from the two sexy well endowed women who weren't concerned about the bullshit of the world, just pleasing themselves, each other and me. Honey's moans grew to screams as we worked each other.

It was well past 3am, surely there was a neighbor that was awakened pissed or intrigued. Maybe a female next door who was awakened by the screams of passion, quickly aroused, who stroked herself to the moans of "YES! Fuck me! Give it to her! Shit yes this feels good" until she fell asleep.

After a brief break to crack a window (so much for noise reduction) and get a glass of water. We returned to the order at hand.

"Let me ride that dick." Honey clawed my leg as we settled on the floor in front of the mirrored closet.

"Come sit on my face so I can eat you while she rides me"I stared at Phoenix.

"Yeah, come on Phoenix"

"No, I wanna watch this shit!"Phoenix laid down, her head under her chin as if watching her favorite film. Of course knowing Phoenix, this was her favorite spectacle.

Honey's athletic legs straddled mine. Her face registered relief as she took me into her. Chills shot up my back as she bounced, gyrated and rode me. My hands clamped around her exquisite ass as she fucked me. She fucked me HARD. Her screams echoed throughout the room as we bounced. Her pussy clamped me, milking hard, her ass pumped against me as I watched her body in the mirror. Her arms hooked around my sweating neck for leverage as she shook her body back and forth, me deep within her.

"OH! OH OH! OH! OH! YES! YES! YES! YES!"Honey screamed.

"GOTTTDAMMMMMNN!"Phoenix smiled from the bed, her face barely a foot from mine I bent over and kissed her quickly before Honey pulled my head back to her demanding full attention as she gyrated her drenching kitty onto my dick. My thighs were wet with sweat and pussy juice as she let out a loud moan ad collapsed back against the floor.

"That was sexy as hell."Phoenix smiled with a dreamy drunken look on her face. Honey took a position next to her on the bed as they caressed each other. I sat in the desk chair watching, my stiff dick in my hand. Watching. Enjoying the nude brown nipples, firm asses and pretty faces. My dick throbbed bobbing as I sat watching them kiss. Honey sucked on Phoenix's nipples then stopped as if remembering...

"Bring it to me."She commanded. I stood, walked to the edge of the bed, my hard ebony tool inches from her face. Honey gripped my dick with her small warm hand and placed it between her lips. Her technique was a masterwork; tongue, hands all working in concert. I watched amazed as a chill went up my spine then was sucked out of me by her strong but delicate suction. Phoenix watched closely, her face within 2 feet of the show.

"Damn that looks good. Shit I know that feels good." Phoenix smiled. With her lower lip extended by the weight of my dick and her tongue still touching the tip, Honey Rider shifted my manhood to Phoenix as an offering. Phoenix took me into her mouth without hesitation. Her mouth sucked me in, her tongue bounced and fluttered sending chill upon chill up my back then her hands worked the shaft as her mouth worked the head and beyond. I was at the mercy of two masters and I could only hope I didn't collapse.

Phoenix offered it back to Honey who took me in and worked me well. Loud suction sounds erupted, saliva swirled.

"mmmmm ugghhhh" I groaned. Then Honey shifted me back to Phoenix.

"I like how you do it. I like how it looks in your mouth. You do it better." Honey moaned.

"Shit, you were hot." Phoenix complimented her as she took my dick and worked a stroke that made my knees buckle. Her mouth expanded wide to take the head in as her hands stroked in opposite directions using the spit as lube.

"DAMN Fury you must be in heaven right now!" My head was in the clouds. I was floating looking down at two fine women with plump lips passing me back and forth like water in the desert. Lucky? Hell no! I was blessed. My knees began to buckle. I pulled back and collapsed into the chair.

"Y'all can't do that with me standing up!" I panted.

Honey laid back on the bed. Her head spinning no doubt from the liquor and the activity. I held my man in my hand staring at Phoenix's face, her plump tits, her soft firm ass. My eyebrow cocked to her as an invitation to jump on my throbbing manhood.

"I can't even fuck with you." She panted. The liquor, the hot bedroom and the activity quickly taking it's toll on her. She rolled back against a pillow covering herself with a sheet.

The room was a shambles. Condom wrappers, clothes, bags all strewn around the room. The mini-stereo still playing at high volume. The heat in the room slowly escaped from the window that let in the icy chill from outside. Phoenix and Honey lay crumpled and sexy, drunken and exhausted, pleased and abused in the ransacked bed. I clutched the glass of room temperature water took a sip staring at my sweaty naked body as I walked out of the room dimming the lights as I left.

I sat on the couch butt naked, the low flicker of a late night program on the television. There were men everywhere who wished they experienced this with these two women. I sipped the water slowly. There were men everywhere who would never get this. I stood and walked to the bedroom doorway and watched my two sleeping beauties. Their nude parts slightly uncovered in scattered sheets. Was this the end? Am I last man standing?

We weren't quite done yet...

3 is The Magic Number: 3 for the Road

To catch up on how all this began read:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
and now...

As I approached our section of the bar after my own (less exciting) bathroom trip, I saw Selina bent over the bar her face close between Honey Rider and Phoenix. My two companions were giggling. As I got closer I saw that the two of them were copping feels on Selina's modest boobs in the guise of "feeling the material on her shirt". Soon Selina turned and let them each rub her round soft behind.

"Ok, I'm jealous!" I announced as I sat on my stool.

"Sorry hun, You know if I gave you a feel all the rest of the fellas would want one too." Selina smiled leaving to serve other patrons.

"I am so drunk!" Phoenix announced.

"Me too!" Honey laughed as her hand hooked around my neck and she whispered further in my ear "your friend just ate the shit outta me in the bathroom..."

My eyes bugged out wide. My face contorted to a half jealous smile. Dammit is everyone getting feels on in here except me! Ok I know about "M" but that didn't count this time. Honey must've sensed my melancholy change.

"Don't worry you'll get your chance tonight. I can't wait to ride you." She purred. We were inside but it felt like a brisk breeze had gone up my spine.

"What time do you get off?" Honey flirted with Selina.

"Around 3 or 4." Selina smiled back.

"You have her number right?" Honey tapped my shoulder. I nodded.

"Good. Maybe she can come hang with us later?"

"That'd be nice." Phoenix joined in the plot. Selina had long been on my list of "wish-haves" if she did indeed join us all later. I would most definitely feel like James Bond.

Selina gave us all big hugs as we bid her adieu. My two female companions each squeezed her behind as they hugged her. When it came my turn, I was sure to give Selina a nice quick squeeze on her rear. It felt as good as it looked.

"Nice. Strong hands." Selina flirted. It was the first time in the years I'd known her. that the invisible shield of platonic friendship had been lowered by Mr. Sulu.

The cold wind smacked us all in our faces as we exited the club. The snow was dropping in flakes the size of winnebagos and my two sexy companions were stumbling up the block to the car giggling and whispering drunkenly to each other. I was the default designated driver. Honey pressed the keys into my palm tightly then jumped in the back seat with Phoenix.

Immediately I could hear them kissing each other passionately as I fumbled with the key, then fumbled with the windshield wipers, then fumbled with the seat adjustment. Where the hell are the lights. Um...no thats not it...dammitt. Phoenix's heavy breathing increased. I could hear mouths and tongues. All of it distracting me. I wanted to jump in the back seat too!!

"Shit where are the lights?" I finally yelled in frustration. There was a moment of pause then Honey's hand extended from the back seat and flipped a switch. We have light!

"Now hurry up and get us home!" She said as she returned to the back seat.

The flakes hit the windshield like cotton pillows as I tried my best to drive with sense. It wasn't until we started to pull onto the parkway when I heard the first moan. Then another. Craining my head back to look for cars, I glimpsed Honey pulling her pants down to her ankles with Phoenix's help. The road didn't seem so interesting anymore, I did my best to look back behind me. It was a mash up of their two bodies in the dark recesses of the back seat. I concentrated on my driving.

Feminine moans erupted from the back seat. Some low and tranquil others loud and emergent. My mind drifted as the snow covered roadway twisted and turned.

"Let me suck those tits." Honey's voice sang. I could hear tussling then Phoenix's low moan as Honey's mouth must've met it's target. "Mmmm" The sound of skin sucking. It was a soundtrack to euphoric sapphic contact.

"Hurry up Fury!" Honey screamed.

"I'm driving as fast as I can." My urgent hard on seemed to send a message to my foot which pressed the gas harder.

There was way more traffic on the parkway at this time of night than I expected. Especially one taxi that kept tailing me. Wait, is that a taxi or an undercover police car? Shit!

Honey's moans erupted from the back seat. A chorus of yesses and ooohs rang in my ears. I pressed the brake slightly as I looked behind me, Honey's beautifully waxed kitty was being rubbed by Phoenix's fingers. Phoenix lowered her head to it and I became vaguely aware that...umm..I was still driving. Shit! I looked up and into the rearview mirror, the taxi/undercover was coasting along my right side. Concentrate.

More moans erupted from Honey's mouth then screams of passion.

"Hurry up Fury!" Phoenix moaned. I felt my hair get tugged hard. Phoenix's hand wrapped around my body and tweaked my nipples. My erection poked my seat belt.

"I'm driving as fast as I can. Shit!" The taxi/undercover was still alongside me. We were busted.. Wait. I glanced over to notice the car was indeed a taxi and the driver was doing his best to drive and watch the action in my back seat at the same time.

Hold the phone! If I can't see it, nether can you, homie. I hit the gas hard, the tires spat snowflake slush behind us and the taxi's headlights became dimmer in my rear view mirror.

Moans, light and soft were my soundtrack. I could see only limbs and silhouettes in the rearview mirror, could smell alcohol, perfume and the faint scent of female arousal and only the feeling of my heart beat thumping, the hardness of the steering wheel and the occasional tug of Phoenix's hand on my head.

"Are we there yet?" Phoenix moaned.

"Almost!" I moaned as the car exited the parkway and twisted through back streets.

"Ok, I'm gonna put my clothes back on." Honey moaned.

"You won't need them on for long." I pledged.

I could hear the two of them adjusting clothes and zipping zippers while still kissing in the back seat. With the snow, the alcohol and the incredibly hardness of my erection all variables against me, I slowly paralleled park.

"We're here!" I announced, the back door bounced open before I could turn off the car.

I can only imagine what could be seen from nearby windows. Perhaps some old guy who couldn't sleep had gone to his kitchen to get a glass of water witnessing the spectacle that must've been. Two fine women stumbling in the snow, one clutching her pants closed exiting a horribly parallel parked car. The male driver running past them, fumbling keys and trying his hardest not to crack his head on the unshoveled sidewalks. That neighbor surely, shook his head, smiled and thought "Kids these days! I'm sure he'll have a fun night."

It was only beginning to get interesting...

To Be Continued

3 is The Magic Number: Phoenix and Honey Rider Take a Bathroom Break

To see how this began see part one
Then part two


Honey Rider and I entered the bathroom, both finding available commodes.

"Phewwwww, this feels good, letting all of this liquid out of my system" I say trying balance standing up while not relieving myself on my clothes.

"I am having fun!" Honey Rider screams from the stall next to mine.

She is barely audible through the sound of urine hitting the bowl and the loud base blasting through the speakers, thumping the walls. I wipe and as timing would have it, we exit our respective stalls at the same time.

I pushed the dispenser and soap oozes out. Rubbing my hands together I ran my hands under the water and looked in the mirror trying to focus. The alcohol has taken over me.

"I am fuuuuuuuucked up!" I laugh uncontrollably. I can not believe I've had 3 rum and coke already.

"Girl, you are crazy! I Am fucked up too! I think Fury is soooo sexy. I want to fuck him so bad. I've wanted to fuck him for a long time." Honey Rider tells me.

"Yeah he is sexy. I am sure you will have the chance to fuck him tonight! He won't mind!" We both chuckled. I turned the nob on the faucet stopping the flow of the water and grabbed a paper towel to dry my hands. Honey Rider was at the sink looking in the mirror applying lipstick once she finished washing her hands.

"I mean, his hair, is sooooo beautiful! He just has me open!" Honey Rider confessed.

"Ma, I feel you." I say approaching her from behind.

"You my dear, have one of the best asses I've ever seen." I tell her as I cupped both of her ass cheeks with my hands.

She closed her eyes and let out a soft moan. I turned her around to face me and kissed her on her neck.

"Phoenix, YOU have the best breast I've ever seen." Placing her hands on my DD's. She lifted the left one out of my tanktop and took my nipple into her mouth.

I grabbed her head, running my fingers through her hair. Running my fingers through her hair made my panties extremely wet. I brought her face to mine locking our lips.

"We are gonna get caught, there are no locks on the bathroom." I said to Honey Rider placing my breasts back in my tank top.

"So! I don't care. We are just going to have to get caught!"

"You're the crazy one! But I have an idea. If you move directly behind the door, we'll know when someone is about to come in because you'll feel the door hit your back." I suggested.

Honey Rider agreed as she stood behind the door and pulled me close to her.

"I want to taste you right here, right now." I whispered in Honey Rider's ear.

I kneeled down in front of Honey Rider, lowering her black leggings and thong. As I was on my knees I said a quick prayer to the pussy gods, thanking Her for the food I was about to receive! I buried my head in between Honey Rider's thighs. My tongue found its way to her clit.

"Mmmmmmm, Yes!" Honey Rider grabbed my head and lifted her leg up slightly, giving me better access to her pearl.

"How does that feel baby?" I inquire, although her moans and body have given me the answer.

"That shit feels good! YES!! YES!!" Honey Rider's moans turned into screams. The excitement of the possibility of getting caught had me going crazy. I enjoyed being in that moment.

I licked and sucked, her womanhood dripped into my mouth.

The door hit Honey Riders back hard. Shit, someone was trying to get into the restroom. I jumped up off of my knees, standing firmly on my feet and prevented the door from opening with my hands. This gave Honey Rider enough time to pull up her leggings and thong. I released the door, once she appeared normal, the new occupant walked into the restroom and gave us a suspicious look, giggling as she walked passed us and entered into a stall.

"I am not done with you!" I warned Honey Rider.

"That was amazing."

"We've been in here way too long. Lets get back out there to Fury, we wouldn't want him to get too lonely without us!" I said to Honey Rider, holding the restroom door open for the both of us to exit.

We went back to the bar just before Fury returned...

3 is The Magic Number: Three Songs

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3 is The Magic Number: Table for 3

"Table for three, thanks." I smiled at the waitress as we made our way through the strip club. The music was blasting, the beats were thumping and there were a couple of pseudo-cute dancers with genuinely fit bodies on the stage behind the bar. All of a sudden I felt like a celebrity, the eyes automatically watching me. I could feel the heat beams on us from every part of the club. All of them said "He's going to have fun tonight!" Before we sat at on the leather couch, I scanned the bar for my friend Selina. Selina was a former colleague. Pretty, fun-loving with a firm round ass. In the office you always knew when she was wearing a skirt because necks craned. Selina tended bar here on the weekends and just my luck she wasn't here tonight. Tonight of all nights!

The snow was coming down outside. If it weren't, the three of us may have gone to a sex party in Jersey. More for watching than anything else, I'm sure. They asked me to sit between them, to enjoy the moment of male jealousy being sent my way through envious eyes. We ordered our drinks as I sat.

Phoenix sat on one side of me, Honey Rider on the other.

Our three glasses hit the table, then were lifted. We toasted to "new friends and a good night." Phoenix and Honey had fallen into fast friends already. When we met at my place earlier that night, Honey gave me the thumbs up of approval when Phoenix left the room. The two of them discussed their sororities until realizing the degrees of separation were shortening then they stopped. Phoenix had been her normal hospitable self by making fun of me and even spreading rumor to Honey about what she'd heard about my dick size from She. Now we were all having drinks and cracking jokes as half naked women gyrated. I was beyond myself with excitement and needed the Grey Goose to calm me.

Quickly, Phoenix had spotted two hot dancers walking amongst the patrons. One was mocha skinned with firm breasts that peeked through a black see through wrap around top and a thong, the other a butter pecan Hispanic with dirty blond curls and a thick athletic body.

"We gotta find you a lap dance, Fur" She laughed as Honey agreed. In a place known to have sexier bartenders than dancers, those were the best of the bunch. As we downed our first round, I spotted Selina making her way behind the bar. I ran over, greeted her with a kiss on the cheek and a hug over the bar. I pointed out my party to her and soon she waved us all down to the bar for drinks on the house.

The drinks flowed and the dancers shimmied as Phoenix and Honey flirted with Selina. Who not too much to my surprise seemed to flirt back. Table for four anyone? Selina made it clear that only her friend "M" would be allowed to give me a lap dance tonight "She's pretty and you will be pleased." Selina guaranteed. Selina summoned "M" and luck be a lady! It was the mocha skinned dancer we'd seen earlier. "M" worked her magic on all of us. The alcohol worked it even more. Phoenix and Honey were both disappointed when "M" explained that she didn't do female dances. She just didn't think she was any good at it. However, she would be happy to take me to the private area as soon as she returned , she excused herself.

Sufficiently warmed up, Phoenix removed her shirt showing off her plump Double Ds in a wife beater. Selina smiled and winked at me with a "I'm not mad". Honey Rider let out an audible "wow". Selina summoned our Latina choice who wasn't as shy as "M", taking Honey Rider's hand, she led her behind the private curtain. The purple light danced off of Honey's eyes and plump lips as she glanced back at me winking then licking her lips. The curtains closed.

I felt a warm sensation on my thigh, my enthusiasm was getting the best of me. Phoenix's hand joined it on my thigh, her hand rested on my growing manhood then stroked me softly.

"Mmmmm, I'm happy I came out tonight Fury." She smiled.

"Are you now?" I laughed.

"Let's get more liquor in you guys, then let's get M on you." Selina winked to me.

To Be Continued....