Haagen Daz Revenge (part II)

I was pleasantly surprised when You removed 2 one pint containers of Vanilla Haagen Daz ice cream from the brown bag.

We searched vigorously through Ernie's cabinet drawers for spoons, finally locating them in the dishwasher.

You told me that you dont play spades either and suggested we go into the bedroom to watch a movie. Mimi looked up from her card game, eyes following me suspiciously, as I follow You into one of Ernie's bedrooms. I gave her a smile and wink and closed the door behind us.

The room was small and intimate compared to the massiveness of the rest of the apartment.

Pushing aside clothes on the bed, You located the remote control and turned on the television. We sat down on the bed pulling off the top of the ice cream container.

You scooped a bit of the ice cream onto your spoon, asked me to open wide and placed the spoon in my mouth. I savor the flavor, letting the spoon linger in my mouth a little longer than it needed to. You look at me with lust in your eyes and my eyes read the same thing!!! You placed the unfinished container and spoon on the nightstand, and ran your fingers through my hair, and yanked it unexpectedly, forcefully placing your tongue in my mouth. I should have been upset (fuck is this nigga yanking my hair for!!?!?) but I was turned on and submitted to you. The taste of the vanilla bean drenched our mouths.

Your orders were to get undressed as you would do the same thing. I stripped down to my bikini panties while you, your sexy ass paraded in boxer briefs and Timberlands! I had never seen anything like it!! Your sculpted body made me want to Bronze it and put it on my shelf!! Perfection!!

You scooped ice cream onto one of our spoons and drizzled it on my nipple. Your hot tongue saved me from the sudden coldness. I grabbed your head wanting you to bite me instead of suck. I was a bit sadistic. You bite not only my neck, but my shoulders, and collar bone. I was extremely turned on by the pain. You dip another spoon full and drizzle it on my stomach. Licking my hip, you move your head between my legs and are engulfed for what seems an eternity. You devour every drop of me.

There are knocks on the door and we are both receiving a myriad of calls. I was well aware that that The Fucker Asshole is calling me, but I could care less who is calling your phone. Ignoring both phones and now bangs at the bedroom door, we continue. We fucked all night. I had never experienced a sore pussy until this night. No one had ever put in the work You did to ensure that I was pleasured. You were indeed, at that point, the best I'd ever had. You held me, kissed my forehead and rubbed my back until the sandman came and took us both away.

"Its morning, as we slept the night away..." --Shirley Murdock

We both awaken to a loud bang at the bedroom door, You realized that you'd better open it before Ernie or Mimi busted it open. You cracked the door open to speak to Ernie while being cognizant that I am laying naked on the bed. Once you were done with your conversation, you closed the door and jumped on the bed. You kissed me gently on the lips and said we had to get dressed. You told me what a wonderful night you had and asked me for my number, thought maybe it would be a good idea if I come to the studio to hear some of your work.

After we put our clothes back on, we exchange information. I'm looking forward to another night like this. Mimi walked me downstairs and helped me hail a cab back to the upper east side. I hopped in and promised I would call her with details.

On the ride home, my phone rang and it was Fucker Asshole. I knew that I would still need to explain somethings but I couldn't help but to think about the fun I had all night. I never knew revenge tasted so sweet!

Haagen Daz Revenge (part 1)

I felt rejuvenated after speaking with Mimi. Dennis and I had gotten into a heated discussion about his infidelity and I had grown sick and tired of him trying to convince me that the condom wrapper I'd found was one of his boys' that he was covering for. I had been so loyal to him. So damn good to him. How could he do this to me? It was time to make him pay.

Mimi was my best friend from high school who was my running partner. We'd gone to clubs, parties and plays together often. Her personality complimented mine as we were always the center of attention because we were both boisterous and what others had labeled "crazy in a good way!"

When Mimi called, I was still in a funk from That Fucker and his lies. Knowing the turbulent history Dennis and I shared, Mimi suggested I hang out with her that night. I half listened as she explained that her friend Ernie was having a spades party. Was she joking? She knew damned well that I didn't know how to play and had no desire to learn. This always made people laugh because I grew up in a very "urban area". I perked up when she mentioned that there would be other things I could do there and that Ernie's friends would be there, as well. Ernie wasn't a cutie but he was well known, had loot and was an all around nice guy. If his friends were anything like him. It was bound to be fun. Ernie lived a few blocks away from Mimi, she and I agreed to meet at her apartment at 8:30 that evening.

I hopped in a cab across town to Mimi's. The distance from my apartment building to Mimi's was exactly 15 minutes and like clockwork, I'd arrived at her building. I paid the cab driver, hopped out of the cab, walked a few steps to her building and rang her buzzer. Mimi pressed the code and the lock on the door released. She instructed me to wait in the lobby, she would be right down.

My mind drifted to The Fucker and his lies. I made a conscious decision to have a good time and not think about his liar ass anymore that night! Before I got too wrapped up in my thoughts, Mimi stepped off of the elevator and we walked out of the lobby into the frigid night.

We chatted on the walk to Ernie's. Mimi was very clear in her instructions to me to cheer up. After a quick walk we got to Ernie's apartment. Ernie greeted us with warm hugs and invited us in. I took a glance around and there weren't as many people here as I had anticipated. Not that Mimi had given a specific number. I thought my chances of having fun and cheering up were thrown out of the window, until I saw You.

Ernie introduces us to everyone. Mimi is ahead of the game as these were all of her childhood friends. I smile shyly and give a quick wave, not making eye contact with anyone.
Using discretion, I point You out and ask Mimi who you are. I was told that You was a rapper on the rise and already had a strong fan base. I find You attractive, fuckable even. You are the most attractive guy here tonight but am not at all impressed with your occupation. It's cliche and I expected something different. Just different.

Mimi leaves me and mingles with the other guest. I sat by the baby grand piano, and played a few notes that I know. You walked over to me and introduced yourself. I learn your name, age, and a few other facts about you that you chose to share. I, in return, provided the same information about myself. My heart pounds as you place your arms in your coat. I pray that you are not leaving because I am enjoying the attention you are paying me. I am relieved to find out that you are only going to the Bodega to get your favorite treat. You asked if I would like for you to bring me back something. Intrigued, I requested that you bring me back whatever you are getting for youself. I am a risk taker, what can I say!

Twenty minutes later, you return with a brown bag. After removing your coat, you instruct me to follow you into the kitchen. I take your lead.

TBC

I Want Candy

Candy and I flirted as often was possible in college. She had the sweet demeanor of the one you could bring home to mom, but the devilish smile of the one that would talk the dirtiest behind closed doors. Each time my self esteem told me that she just wasn't seriously interested. Although, her small frame, chocolate skin, perky tits and round firm ass walking across campus was always a reminder that I really wanted to get to know her. One day, while at a mutual friend's, she even went so bold as to sit on my lap.

"Ouch!" She jumped in the air. "You stabbed me!"She screamed. Had I grown an enormous hard on that fast? I checked my pocket as she rubbed her ass. In my pocket was my sword like letter opener. Oops, I forgot I tucked that in there after opening some mail. She shook her head at me and sat on the floor.

And that's how it went. One step forward, three steps back. The entire four years of college. Candy was the one that got away. A couple of years after graduation, we eventually linked up again thanks to that same mutual friend. We chatted on AOL (old school AOL was like Myspace back then) and arranged a date.

"Don't stab her in the ass this time, Fury!"My friend scolded me.

The first date went well and ended with a slow kiss. Her soft lips caressed mine, her tongue warm and supple slid across my tongue, the heat rose in the room and we finally parted.

"That was years in the making. I think I just got a chill." She smiled as she hopped in her car and drove away. I stood in the street watching her tail lights get smaller. I couldn't let her get away again.

On the phone, on IM and in private chat rooms our conversations would begin innocently then fall quickly into sexual innuendo and preferences. Candy had a problem with climaxing. She just couldn't do it. I told her it was the norm, many women can't cum. She assured me that the issue wasn't her, it was her partners. I listened closely, my manhood growing stiff as she brought herself to the brink by rubbing her clit.

"Mmmmm, yeah it's slippery. Oooooh, I'm feeling the tingles. Ahhh my nipples are hard."Candy purred into the phone. Then she stopped and challenged me, dared me to finally be a man and seal the deal with her.

So one night after watching a pay per view wrestling event (of all things) we retired to my parents' dusty basement and listened to old school slow jams. Her big brown eyes fluttered to mine and soon our lips were together, our tongues sliding across the others. My hands softly caressed her face then her neck then cupped her firm perky breasts. Like the good bad little girl she was, Candy spread her legs just slightly, giving me a lane. My hand slid up her soft calf and into the darkness that was her denim skirt. Her smooth thighs were just as warm as her mouth. I found the warm spot between her legs covered only by the thin layer of her cotton panties and massaged. Her lips parted into a smile as we kissed. The soul sounds of the 70s rocked us into a sensual state.

Her shirt & bra found the floor. My mouth found her hard nipples and sucked softly. My tongue flicked them, I watched as they bounced back to my tongue like a returned tennis serve. My fingers guided her thong from her moist lips as she lay back and hummed with excitement. Soon my lips found her warm thigh. The smallest of pecks upward, the tiniest of licks in the crevice between her thigh and her womanhood. The one that got away was within my grasp. My tongue sliced and arc across her moist twat then found more moistness. Her erect clit bobbed against my tongue and soon I was strumming her. Her mouth humming a tune of inaudible words. I lifted my head leaving her wanting more.

Candy was challenged. She tore at my pants, removed my manhood from my boxers and but for a brief wide-eyed look at it, she quickly opened wide and engulfed the head in her small mouth. Slowly she licked around and around the shaft. Her eyes watched me for reaction. I stared back at her. The one that got away was giving me head...marginally good head. Hmmmm. She licked it slowly around like an ice cream cone. Her small hand holding the shaft partially in her grip. Soft, slow strokes with her warm mouth...but alas, my dick isn't an ice cream cone so all the light small licks were having little effect.

Commanding an end to this light blow play, I pulled a condom from the wrapper and slid it across the length of my erection. At her request I gave her a towel, which she balled up and placed underneath her warm pussy. Candy let out a long chilling moan as I slowly entered her from behind. I rocked slowly inside her. The towel rubbed against her clit. The small couch interrupted my strokes, the towel interrupted what was normally a reach around clit stroking. No good.

"Get on top." I commanded.

I sat back as Candy straddled my body. Her pussy moist and tight, expanded, opening to make room for my dick. Her slender brown legs relaxed, her knees clamped on either side of me as she lowered herself onto me. My thumbs rubbed her erect nipples as she took more and more of me into her. She lifted slowly and looked down at me inside of her.

"I don't think I'll have a problem cumming."She smiled as she slowly lowered herself again.

"Why not?"I bit my bottom lip as my hands cupped her round ass.

"You...your size...you have a very nice dick...a nice size...filling up my pussy"She purred. The dirty words leaving her pretty, innocent mouth gave my dick power. She lowered herself faster getting a rhythm. Lifting her small frame, I moved over to give us room in these cramped quarters. The condom (long before I found the benefits of Magnum XLs) was starting to constrict against my skin. I was slowly losing sensation. Her tight pussy was still very comfortable. I grabbed her ass and took control from the bottom. She gyrated with my coaxing. My dick massaging deeper inside her.

"Now we're getting somewhere."I smiled.

Vroooooom! My parents' car pulled into the driveway like the batmobile into the bat cave.

WHAT THE FUCK!!?

Candy hopped off of me, her pussy making a slight pucker sound as it released me. In seconds flat she had her bra and shirt back on while I changed the music to the first station I could find. A Snoop Dogg song pounded from the speakers. Candy looked at me, I back at her. Disappointed.

I walked Candy to her car after she smiled and made innocent for my parents.

"I can feel the wind."She said wide eyed.

"Yeah, it's a little windy out."

"No. I..can..feel..the wind. In me!"She explained. "I didn't have time to put my thong back on. You left me kinda open down there. When the wind blows, it feels like a wind tunnel."

"ummm..sorry."

"No, it's ok. I'm..whoa...that breeze just blew right in me."Her eyes gaped. "We really should've tried this in school. More alone time. More space."She smiled and kissed me fully on the lips.

I watched her tail lights get smaller as I stood in the street. Somehow wishing she stayed a fantasy. Or was I hoping I had the guts to capture her long before...

My name is Fury, the first opportunity isn't always the best to get the one that got away.

Tricky Dick!

I left the door open as I normally would, to avoid having get out of the bed to travel down 2 flights of steps of my house.

"Doors Open.." I typed into my sidekick.

"OK be there in 5" he replied. I laid in the bed awaiting his arrival. Out of breath, he climbs the two flights and crosses into my bedroom doorway.

"Whats up little mama?" He asks while pulling his sweatshirt over his head and taking off his jogging pants.

"Nothing much. Whats up with you always getting undressed the moment you step into my room? We can't talk anymore? Do we always have to fuck?" Sitting on my bed, reaching into my nightstand for the box of Magnums.

After careful consideration, I only pull one out of the box as I know with him there is never room for seconds and its not because I'm satisfied, he just never has time to stay long. After retrieving it, I sat up in my bed and pulled the covers up past my waste exposing my breasts. Tugging at the comforter, he places one leg and then the other in my bed.

"We can talk while we fuck, now come lay on me and let me put those "E's" in my mouth."

We position our naked bodies so that I am laying on top of him. Gently, he grabs both of my breasts in his hands and runs his wet tongue along my erect nipple, moving from left to right. Right to left.

"Don't stop." I moan while grabbing the back of his head, gyrating my clit against his stiffness. The motion of my hips and his flicking tongue made my pussy drip.

"Damn Little Mama, you know Daddy loves it when your pussy is wet like that?"

"I know Daddy" I reply, increasing the speed of my hips against his. Having my clit rub against his stiffness even harder making both his dick and my clit more erect.

"What can I do to make you cum?" He asks barely audible attempting to stick a whole breast in his mouth. This task proves to be impossible as no one has a big enough mouth for all I have to offer.

"I hope you have all afternoon. It's gonna take a miracle."

"Pass me the condom, let's see what I can do."

As he tears the condom wrapper open, I scoot down, coming face to face with his dick. I surprise him by placing the tip of it in my mouth. Flinging my hair to the side to provide him with a view of his manhood in my mouth, I spread his legs a little wider to get to his balls.

Licking one, he flinches and gives me a look to let me know I should stop. I make a mental note to not confuse him and the other one who takes no offense to such pleasure. It wont happen again.

"Come back up here, let me put this dick in you." Grabbing my arm, pulling me closer to him and then placing the condom on his dick.

"OK, but I want to stay on top. I want to ride you. I'm sure I'll cum that way."

Sliding down his dick, I planted my feet firmly on the bed to get better control and deeper penetration.

Up and Down

Up and Down

Relaxing my legs so that I am now laying on top of him and not sitting on him, I move Uuuuup and Doooown...

"Damn please don't move, this feels good!"

"Are you about to cum baby?" He moans slapping my ass.

"No, not yet!" I grit through my teeth "Don't fucking move! You are hi-hi-hitting my sp-sp-spot! Im almost theeeeeeere!"He says.

What the fuck!?!?

"Are you fucking kidding me?" I yell, looking at him with disgust.

"I'm sorry baby girl, I couldn't help myself, all that wetness made me cum."

"Damn negro, you couldn't give a bitch a sign!? You didn't say shit! Normally you would say something! You are wrong for that shit!! That's why I need a 25 year old! Your old ass!!" He is only a couple of years older than me but I had to go for the jugular.

"Age doesn't matter, THAT pussy would make anybody come QUICK" he laughed hysterically.

"Yeah but that shit is lame as hell and you tricked me! You and your dick tricked me! You owe me, lets go again."

"Sorry baby. I've gotta run" he explains gathering his clothes off of the floor and putting them back on.

The look on my face spoke volumes when he asked if I would walk him out.

"Fuck you!" I screamed as he walked down the first of two flights of steps to exit my house.

I realized men will say anything to get some pussy including promises of pleasure immeasurable. So glad I followed my instinct and pulled only one condom out of the box!

Phoenix co-signing The Fury's last entry!

I can't even begin to explain how much I love LOVE LOOOOOOOVE "Bob" (the name of my rabbit). I have used it 7 times in the past three days. I told Fury that I am officially an addict. So much so, my pussy is numb!! My office jump-off (the guy from my office story), came over this past weekend, and I had more fun with "Bob". My office jump off was tired from drinking and hanging out the night before and didn't perform well,(not a total waste of time but not as great as he is known to be). As soon as he left "Bob" helped me get to where I needed to be!

Sitting in the hair salon on Saturday, couldn't wait for my stylist to finish so that I could jump in the bed with "Bob".

Prior to attending a Mardi Gras party, had a meeting with "Bob". Met with Bob last night and this morning. I've had 3 Orgasms which is amazing for me!! "Bob" has done what no man has been able to achieve in many many many months. I'm in love! LOL

What's even more interesting is, I was moaning and talking out loud. I was LITERALLY mouthing "Mmmmmm, yes, that feels good."

"Damn that feels soooo good!"

"Yes, mmmmmmm, daaaaaaaamn!!"

"I'm cumming! YES! YES!! "

A friend asked me what in particular it is about "Bob" that has me so open and turned on, Hands down I'd have to say it is the hands free aspect, (the dual remote control is great, giving me the chance to move my hands around and not worry about sticking Bob in and out with my wrist) coupled with the high powered clitoral stimulation. "Bob" has raised the bar so that I don't have to call any of the weak ass dudes I'd been dealing with who don't need to be in my bed.

I have decided to give "Bob" a rest for a few days, only because I don't want to become complacent. I know that on Thursday. I have something to look forward to.