....that I found my wife particularly attractive this morning.
And, acting on that observation, I blew off work for the morning and got laid. (yes, that happens so rarely that it warrants an announcement.)
No, that's not quite right. I didn't get laid. I did the laying. Or, um, licking then laying. Kind of a belated gift in lieu of the one I couldn't find for her last weekend. If her 4 earth-shattering orgasms to my one counts as a gift. Ladies, a ruling?
Not too bad for an old man.