Haagen Daz Revenge (part II)

I was pleasantly surprised when You removed 2 one pint containers of Vanilla Haagen Daz ice cream from the brown bag.

We searched vigorously through Ernie's cabinet drawers for spoons, finally locating them in the dishwasher.

You told me that you dont play spades either and suggested we go into the bedroom to watch a movie. Mimi looked up from her card game, eyes following me suspiciously, as I follow You into one of Ernie's bedrooms. I gave her a smile and wink and closed the door behind us.

The room was small and intimate compared to the massiveness of the rest of the apartment.

Pushing aside clothes on the bed, You located the remote control and turned on the television. We sat down on the bed pulling off the top of the ice cream container.

You scooped a bit of the ice cream onto your spoon, asked me to open wide and placed the spoon in my mouth. I savor the flavor, letting the spoon linger in my mouth a little longer than it needed to. You look at me with lust in your eyes and my eyes read the same thing!!! You placed the unfinished container and spoon on the nightstand, and ran your fingers through my hair, and yanked it unexpectedly, forcefully placing your tongue in my mouth. I should have been upset (fuck is this nigga yanking my hair for!!?!?) but I was turned on and submitted to you. The taste of the vanilla bean drenched our mouths.

Your orders were to get undressed as you would do the same thing. I stripped down to my bikini panties while you, your sexy ass paraded in boxer briefs and Timberlands! I had never seen anything like it!! Your sculpted body made me want to Bronze it and put it on my shelf!! Perfection!!

You scooped ice cream onto one of our spoons and drizzled it on my nipple. Your hot tongue saved me from the sudden coldness. I grabbed your head wanting you to bite me instead of suck. I was a bit sadistic. You bite not only my neck, but my shoulders, and collar bone. I was extremely turned on by the pain. You dip another spoon full and drizzle it on my stomach. Licking my hip, you move your head between my legs and are engulfed for what seems an eternity. You devour every drop of me.

There are knocks on the door and we are both receiving a myriad of calls. I was well aware that that The Fucker Asshole is calling me, but I could care less who is calling your phone. Ignoring both phones and now bangs at the bedroom door, we continue. We fucked all night. I had never experienced a sore pussy until this night. No one had ever put in the work You did to ensure that I was pleasured. You were indeed, at that point, the best I'd ever had. You held me, kissed my forehead and rubbed my back until the sandman came and took us both away.

"Its morning, as we slept the night away..." --Shirley Murdock

We both awaken to a loud bang at the bedroom door, You realized that you'd better open it before Ernie or Mimi busted it open. You cracked the door open to speak to Ernie while being cognizant that I am laying naked on the bed. Once you were done with your conversation, you closed the door and jumped on the bed. You kissed me gently on the lips and said we had to get dressed. You told me what a wonderful night you had and asked me for my number, thought maybe it would be a good idea if I come to the studio to hear some of your work.

After we put our clothes back on, we exchange information. I'm looking forward to another night like this. Mimi walked me downstairs and helped me hail a cab back to the upper east side. I hopped in and promised I would call her with details.

On the ride home, my phone rang and it was Fucker Asshole. I knew that I would still need to explain somethings but I couldn't help but to think about the fun I had all night. I never knew revenge tasted so sweet!

Haagen Daz Revenge (part 1)


I felt rejuvenated after speaking with Mimi. Dennis and I had gotten into a heated discussion about his infidelity and I had grown sick and tired of him trying to convince me that the condom wrapper I'd found was one of his boys' that he was covering for. I had been so loyal to him. So damn good to him. How could he do this to me? It was time to make him pay.

Mimi was my best friend from high school who was my running partner. We'd gone to clubs, parties and plays together often. Her personality complimented mine as we were always the center of attention because we were both boisterous and what others had labeled "crazy in a good way!"

When Mimi called, I was still in a funk from That Fucker and his lies. Knowing the turbulent history Dennis and I shared, Mimi suggested I hang out with her that night. I half listened as she explained that her friend Ernie was having a spades party. Was she joking? She knew damned well that I didn't know how to play and had no desire to learn. This always made people laugh because I grew up in a very "urban area". I perked up when she mentioned that there would be other things I could do there and that Ernie's friends would be there, as well. Ernie wasn't a cutie but he was well known, had loot and was an all around nice guy. If his friends were anything like him. It was bound to be fun. Ernie lived a few blocks away from Mimi, she and I agreed to meet at her apartment at 8:30 that evening.

I hopped in a cab across town to Mimi's. The distance from my apartment building to Mimi's was exactly 15 minutes and like clockwork, I'd arrived at her building. I paid the cab driver, hopped out of the cab, walked a few steps to her building and rang her buzzer. Mimi pressed the code and the lock on the door released. She instructed me to wait in the lobby, she would be right down.

My mind drifted to The Fucker and his lies. I made a conscious decision to have a good time and not think about his liar ass anymore that night! Before I got too wrapped up in my thoughts, Mimi stepped off of the elevator and we walked out of the lobby into the frigid night.

We chatted on the walk to Ernie's. Mimi was very clear in her instructions to me to cheer up. After a quick walk we got to Ernie's apartment. Ernie greeted us with warm hugs and invited us in. I took a glance around and there weren't as many people here as I had anticipated. Not that Mimi had given a specific number. I thought my chances of having fun and cheering up were thrown out of the window, until I saw You.

Ernie introduces us to everyone. Mimi is ahead of the game as these were all of her childhood friends. I smile shyly and give a quick wave, not making eye contact with anyone.
Using discretion, I point You out and ask Mimi who you are. I was told that You was a rapper on the rise and already had a strong fan base. I find You attractive, fuckable even. You are the most attractive guy here tonight but am not at all impressed with your occupation. It's cliche and I expected something different. Just different.

Mimi leaves me and mingles with the other guest. I sat by the baby grand piano, and played a few notes that I know. You walked over to me and introduced yourself. I learn your name, age, and a few other facts about you that you chose to share. I, in return, provided the same information about myself. My heart pounds as you place your arms in your coat. I pray that you are not leaving because I am enjoying the attention you are paying me. I am relieved to find out that you are only going to the Bodega to get your favorite treat. You asked if I would like for you to bring me back something. Intrigued, I requested that you bring me back whatever you are getting for youself. I am a risk taker, what can I say!

Twenty minutes later, you return with a brown bag. After removing your coat, you instruct me to follow you into the kitchen. I take your lead.

TBC

I Want Candy

Candy and I flirted as often was possible in college. She had the sweet demeanor of the one you could bring home to mom, but the devilish smile of the one that would talk the dirtiest behind closed doors. Each time my self esteem told me that she just wasn't seriously interested. Although, her small frame, chocolate skin, perky tits and round firm ass walking across campus was always a reminder that I really wanted to get to know her. One day, while at a mutual friend's, she even went so bold as to sit on my lap.

"Ouch!" She jumped in the air. "You stabbed me!"She screamed. Had I grown an enormous hard on that fast? I checked my pocket as she rubbed her ass. In my pocket was my sword like letter opener. Oops, I forgot I tucked that in there after opening some mail. She shook her head at me and sat on the floor.

And that's how it went. One step forward, three steps back. The entire four years of college. Candy was the one that got away. A couple of years after graduation, we eventually linked up again thanks to that same mutual friend. We chatted on AOL (old school AOL was like Myspace back then) and arranged a date.

"Don't stab her in the ass this time, Fury!"My friend scolded me.

The first date went well and ended with a slow kiss. Her soft lips caressed mine, her tongue warm and supple slid across my tongue, the heat rose in the room and we finally parted.

"That was years in the making. I think I just got a chill." She smiled as she hopped in her car and drove away. I stood in the street watching her tail lights get smaller. I couldn't let her get away again.

On the phone, on IM and in private chat rooms our conversations would begin innocently then fall quickly into sexual innuendo and preferences. Candy had a problem with climaxing. She just couldn't do it. I told her it was the norm, many women can't cum. She assured me that the issue wasn't her, it was her partners. I listened closely, my manhood growing stiff as she brought herself to the brink by rubbing her clit.

"Mmmmm, yeah it's slippery. Oooooh, I'm feeling the tingles. Ahhh my nipples are hard."Candy purred into the phone. Then she stopped and challenged me, dared me to finally be a man and seal the deal with her.

So one night after watching a pay per view wrestling event (of all things) we retired to my parents' dusty basement and listened to old school slow jams. Her big brown eyes fluttered to mine and soon our lips were together, our tongues sliding across the others. My hands softly caressed her face then her neck then cupped her firm perky breasts. Like the good bad little girl she was, Candy spread her legs just slightly, giving me a lane. My hand slid up her soft calf and into the darkness that was her denim skirt. Her smooth thighs were just as warm as her mouth. I found the warm spot between her legs covered only by the thin layer of her cotton panties and massaged. Her lips parted into a smile as we kissed. The soul sounds of the 70s rocked us into a sensual state.

Her shirt & bra found the floor. My mouth found her hard nipples and sucked softly. My tongue flicked them, I watched as they bounced back to my tongue like a returned tennis serve. My fingers guided her thong from her moist lips as she lay back and hummed with excitement. Soon my lips found her warm thigh. The smallest of pecks upward, the tiniest of licks in the crevice between her thigh and her womanhood. The one that got away was within my grasp. My tongue sliced and arc across her moist twat then found more moistness. Her erect clit bobbed against my tongue and soon I was strumming her. Her mouth humming a tune of inaudible words. I lifted my head leaving her wanting more.

Candy was challenged. She tore at my pants, removed my manhood from my boxers and but for a brief wide-eyed look at it, she quickly opened wide and engulfed the head in her small mouth. Slowly she licked around and around the shaft. Her eyes watched me for reaction. I stared back at her. The one that got away was giving me head...marginally good head. Hmmmm. She licked it slowly around like an ice cream cone. Her small hand holding the shaft partially in her grip. Soft, slow strokes with her warm mouth...but alas, my dick isn't an ice cream cone so all the light small licks were having little effect.

Commanding an end to this light blow play, I pulled a condom from the wrapper and slid it across the length of my erection. At her request I gave her a towel, which she balled up and placed underneath her warm pussy. Candy let out a long chilling moan as I slowly entered her from behind. I rocked slowly inside her. The towel rubbed against her clit. The small couch interrupted my strokes, the towel interrupted what was normally a reach around clit stroking. No good.

"Get on top." I commanded.

I sat back as Candy straddled my body. Her pussy moist and tight, expanded, opening to make room for my dick. Her slender brown legs relaxed, her knees clamped on either side of me as she lowered herself onto me. My thumbs rubbed her erect nipples as she took more and more of me into her. She lifted slowly and looked down at me inside of her.

"I don't think I'll have a problem cumming."She smiled as she slowly lowered herself again.

"Why not?"I bit my bottom lip as my hands cupped her round ass.

"You...your size...you have a very nice dick...a nice size...filling up my pussy"She purred. The dirty words leaving her pretty, innocent mouth gave my dick power. She lowered herself faster getting a rhythm. Lifting her small frame, I moved over to give us room in these cramped quarters. The condom (long before I found the benefits of Magnum XLs) was starting to constrict against my skin. I was slowly losing sensation. Her tight pussy was still very comfortable. I grabbed her ass and took control from the bottom. She gyrated with my coaxing. My dick massaging deeper inside her.

"Now we're getting somewhere."I smiled.

Vroooooom! My parents' car pulled into the driveway like the batmobile into the bat cave.

WHAT THE FUCK!!?

Candy hopped off of me, her pussy making a slight pucker sound as it released me. In seconds flat she had her bra and shirt back on while I changed the music to the first station I could find. A Snoop Dogg song pounded from the speakers. Candy looked at me, I back at her. Disappointed.

I walked Candy to her car after she smiled and made innocent for my parents.

"I can feel the wind."She said wide eyed.

"Yeah, it's a little windy out."

"No. I..can..feel..the wind. In me!"She explained. "I didn't have time to put my thong back on. You left me kinda open down there. When the wind blows, it feels like a wind tunnel."

"ummm..sorry."

"No, it's ok. I'm..whoa...that breeze just blew right in me."Her eyes gaped. "We really should've tried this in school. More alone time. More space."She smiled and kissed me fully on the lips.

I watched her tail lights get smaller as I stood in the street. Somehow wishing she stayed a fantasy. Or was I hoping I had the guts to capture her long before...

My name is Fury, the first opportunity isn't always the best to get the one that got away.

Tricky Dick!

I left the door open as I normally would, to avoid having get out of the bed to travel down 2 flights of steps of my house.

"Doors Open.." I typed into my sidekick.

"OK be there in 5" he replied. I laid in the bed awaiting his arrival. Out of breath, he climbs the two flights and crosses into my bedroom doorway.

"Whats up little mama?" He asks while pulling his sweatshirt over his head and taking off his jogging pants.

"Nothing much. Whats up with you always getting undressed the moment you step into my room? We can't talk anymore? Do we always have to fuck?" Sitting on my bed, reaching into my nightstand for the box of Magnums.

After careful consideration, I only pull one out of the box as I know with him there is never room for seconds and its not because I'm satisfied, he just never has time to stay long. After retrieving it, I sat up in my bed and pulled the covers up past my waste exposing my breasts. Tugging at the comforter, he places one leg and then the other in my bed.

"We can talk while we fuck, now come lay on me and let me put those "E's" in my mouth."

We position our naked bodies so that I am laying on top of him. Gently, he grabs both of my breasts in his hands and runs his wet tongue along my erect nipple, moving from left to right. Right to left.

"Don't stop." I moan while grabbing the back of his head, gyrating my clit against his stiffness. The motion of my hips and his flicking tongue made my pussy drip.

"Damn Little Mama, you know Daddy loves it when your pussy is wet like that?"

"I know Daddy" I reply, increasing the speed of my hips against his. Having my clit rub against his stiffness even harder making both his dick and my clit more erect.

"What can I do to make you cum?" He asks barely audible attempting to stick a whole breast in his mouth. This task proves to be impossible as no one has a big enough mouth for all I have to offer.

"I hope you have all afternoon. It's gonna take a miracle."

"Pass me the condom, let's see what I can do."

As he tears the condom wrapper open, I scoot down, coming face to face with his dick. I surprise him by placing the tip of it in my mouth. Flinging my hair to the side to provide him with a view of his manhood in my mouth, I spread his legs a little wider to get to his balls.

Licking one, he flinches and gives me a look to let me know I should stop. I make a mental note to not confuse him and the other one who takes no offense to such pleasure. It wont happen again.

"Come back up here, let me put this dick in you." Grabbing my arm, pulling me closer to him and then placing the condom on his dick.

"OK, but I want to stay on top. I want to ride you. I'm sure I'll cum that way."

Sliding down his dick, I planted my feet firmly on the bed to get better control and deeper penetration.

Up and Down

Up and Down

Relaxing my legs so that I am now laying on top of him and not sitting on him, I move Uuuuup and Doooown...

"Damn please don't move, this feels good!"

"Are you about to cum baby?" He moans slapping my ass.

"No, not yet!" I grit through my teeth "Don't fucking move! You are hi-hi-hitting my sp-sp-spot! Im almost theeeeeeere!"He says.

What the fuck!?!?

"Are you fucking kidding me?" I yell, looking at him with disgust.

"I'm sorry baby girl, I couldn't help myself, all that wetness made me cum."

"Damn negro, you couldn't give a bitch a sign!? You didn't say shit! Normally you would say something! You are wrong for that shit!! That's why I need a 25 year old! Your old ass!!" He is only a couple of years older than me but I had to go for the jugular.

"Age doesn't matter, THAT pussy would make anybody come QUICK" he laughed hysterically.

"Yeah but that shit is lame as hell and you tricked me! You and your dick tricked me! You owe me, lets go again."

"Sorry baby. I've gotta run" he explains gathering his clothes off of the floor and putting them back on.

The look on my face spoke volumes when he asked if I would walk him out.

"Fuck you!" I screamed as he walked down the first of two flights of steps to exit my house.

I realized men will say anything to get some pussy including promises of pleasure immeasurable. So glad I followed my instinct and pulled only one condom out of the box!

Phoenix co-signing The Fury's last entry!

I can't even begin to explain how much I love LOVE LOOOOOOOVE "Bob" (the name of my rabbit). I have used it 7 times in the past three days. I told Fury that I am officially an addict. So much so, my pussy is numb!! My office jump-off (the guy from my office story), came over this past weekend, and I had more fun with "Bob". My office jump off was tired from drinking and hanging out the night before and didn't perform well,(not a total waste of time but not as great as he is known to be). As soon as he left "Bob" helped me get to where I needed to be!

Sitting in the hair salon on Saturday, couldn't wait for my stylist to finish so that I could jump in the bed with "Bob".

Prior to attending a Mardi Gras party, had a meeting with "Bob". Met with Bob last night and this morning. I've had 3 Orgasms which is amazing for me!! "Bob" has done what no man has been able to achieve in many many many months. I'm in love! LOL

What's even more interesting is, I was moaning and talking out loud. I was LITERALLY mouthing "Mmmmmm, yes, that feels good."

"Damn that feels soooo good!"

"Yes, mmmmmmm, daaaaaaaamn!!"

"I'm cumming! YES! YES!! "

A friend asked me what in particular it is about "Bob" that has me so open and turned on, Hands down I'd have to say it is the hands free aspect, (the dual remote control is great, giving me the chance to move my hands around and not worry about sticking Bob in and out with my wrist) coupled with the high powered clitoral stimulation. "Bob" has raised the bar so that I don't have to call any of the weak ass dudes I'd been dealing with who don't need to be in my bed.

I have decided to give "Bob" a rest for a few days, only because I don't want to become complacent. I know that on Thursday. I have something to look forward to.

It's A Dick In A Box

I served her a nice drink, one of her favorites, in preparation. After she was comfortably relaxed from the liquor, I told her to take off her pajamas. She refused as usual and shook her head at me. I stripped down bare, my manhood swinging in the partially frigid air. It swayed and smacked my thigh as I ran to to turn up the heat. Happily, she humored me and stripped down to nothing still hiding underneath the covers.

With swift intent, I removed the new rabbit from it's confines in my dresser drawer. She chuckled and shook her head.

"You need help!" She laughed. "That thing looks kinda big. " She smiled. After I'd removed it from the box, her gleam was slightly diminished. HA! One for real man! Zero for dick in the box. I definitely had this one beat in length and overwhelmingly in girth. Alas, I do not have batteries or rabbit ears specifically honed to massage the clitoris, so I could still be replaced by the infamous rabbit vibrator.

The rabbit is a legendary piece of machinery and thanks to The Rabbit Vibrator Lady(who sent us two to test) and Phoenix(who FedExed mine after hers got a positive test), I was about to test it's legend.

Slowly, I warmed her up, giving her soft sucks and licks around her body. Then paid careful attention to her sex. Her hips gyrated to my tongue flicks, her chocolate nipples erect as my fingers tweaked them. Kneeling I grabbed the rabbit and pressed the first control which made the slender pink dick rotate softly, the pearls in the shaft rubbed together softly expanding and contracting it's shaft. Hmmmm, not a bad technique rabbit. I spread the wild cherry lube over it with fanfare.

"You are a nut case. They have a special wing in the crazy house for you."Her chuckles grew.

"Bet that special wing has the hottest nurses."I replied.

I dripped some wild cherry lube on her and my tongue took command of her sex. I stroked her with my tongue as the pink dick whirred in my right hand. Then slowly, I slid it inside her. I've seen dildos enter women before, but for some reason this one had my attention more than any other. I turned up the rotating speed ad immediately felt her tense up.

"Umm, I don't know about all that."She frowned.

"Relaxxxxxxx"I coached then started the vibrating ears. Slowly, I worked inside her until the soft rubber ears fluttered against her love button. Hmmm, similar technique to mine. This thing has just confirmed my exceptional clit licking technique. LOL As the ears made contact with her clit, she giggled. Then chuckled.

"ehhh"she laughed. I turned up the intensity and her laughter erupted. Slowly I worked the rotating dick inside her, with the ears doing the lions share of the massaging. Her laughter continued. My mouth found her nipples and sucked lightly then harder as I worked the rabbit. My wrist rotated (because doesn't every good lover have a vibrator technique as well...) Her skin warmed, her nipples throbbed between my lips, her laughter persisted (a tell-tale sign that she was indeed turned on.)

I turned the power to near maximum on the ears and rotated my wrists as I worked the Rabbit on her. Then she announced she had indeed reached climax between the laughter and tickling of the rabbit ears. Not bad, Mr. Rabbit! For a piece of well sculpted rubber with mechanical parts and a C battery power pack...it damn near replaced my own prowess stroke for stroke. Technology has indeed come a long way in making women cum. I have a sneaking suspicion, it will replace me on nights when I'm away on business...and possibly on sneaky nights when I'm not looking.

I am The Fury and I got her a dick in a box.

There's a Meeting in the Ladies Room

I awoke on the couch. My head still slightly abuzz from the night before. Lots of drinks, lots of fun and way too many jokes. People were strewn about BJ's apartment like tossed scarves. Someone was on the La-Z-Boy, at least 2 in her bedroom, 2 or 3 in her roommate's bedroom and I think someone was laid out at the dining room table. Where the rest of them were was anyone's guess! All remnants of the night before.

BJ
was curled up on the couch near me. I don't remember how, maybe it was a mental message sent between us, but soon she was awake too. Soon my hands were sneaking tweaks on her hard nipples. I watched the sleeping faces of the others in the room to be sure they didn't see. Didn't see me slide my hand under her shirt, under her bra and rubbing her nipples. They didn't see BJ unfasten her pants and my hands slide between her legs.

No one saw the fabric of her pants moving as if possessed as my fingers found her wet pussy. The moisture between her lips lubricated my warm fingers, they slid up to her clit and caressed. Everyone was still sleeping when she let out a sigh then bit her lip to contain it. My fingers were hidden between her lips as they stroked inside her slowly, rubbed deep within her then slid back to her clit. I covered her hand with part of my turtleneck as she stroked my erect manhood through my slacks. Her other hand stopped my hand from massaging her warm sex. No one saw her pull my hand from her panties and lick her juice from my fingers. I watched the room intently as she stood and motioned at me with her almond shaped eyes.

The wood floors creaked as we tip toed passed our sleeping friends. I watched their bodies with intent as a myriad of snores and heavy breathing reverberated in the room. Thank goodness for the overwhelming knock out power of Hennessey and tequila. We shuffled down the short hallway, glimpsed more bodies sleeping in her room and her roommate's. We slid into the bathroom, BJ quietly closed the door behind us.

"Wait!" I whispered. I turned to the bathtub, it's shower curtain closed. The night before two of my friends were drunk and sleeping in the tub. If they were there now, we would surely be busted.

I swished the curtain back quickly....NOTHING.

"Good!"She smiled, her hands unfastened my belt, the zipper slid low as her body went with it.

BJs lips spread wide over the head of my dick, then her tongue, she sucked softly. My entire body relaxed as her head bobbed down against me. Her warm mouth took in as much as she could. Her warm hand guided the head around the inside of her cheeks. It was good....very good. The more she stroked the more I wanted to feel inside her. I pulled my dick from her mouth.

"I wanna fuck you. Take off your pants."I commanded.

BJ slid one pant leg off. The other dangled around her ankle. Her phat pussy lips glistened as I sat on the toilet bowl cover. She straddled my body, we listened quietly for any movement...none. Slowly, she slid down, her hand guiding my throbbing cock to her warm lips. Her body shivered as the head parted her lips and quickly made it's way deep inside her. We both sat there on the bowl. Her body straddled mine, her eyes staring dreamily into mine. Our tongues found each other. I sucked from her mouth slowly, her tongue danced in mine. Her hips gyrated as her warmth grew tighter on me.

We fucked there in her bathroom, the porcelain toilet top clattering against the wall.

Clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink

"Mmm yes, fuck this pussy baby." She whispered in my ear.

"Who's is it?"I growled.

"Your. Pussy. Your. Pussy." She bounced on top of me purring quietly.

clink-cli-clink clink-cli-clink

I pulled her full tits from her bra and sucked her beautiful right nipple. Her left tit bounced as she worked me deeper inside her. My hands grabbed her ass. I pulled myself deeper inside of her. HARDER. FASTER.

Clinkity-clink clinkity-clink clinkity-clink clinkity-clink

She was on top, but my hands controlled the motion, the thrust, the force. BJ's head fell backward, sweat dotted her throat.

"uh uh uh uh uh!"Her grunts grew louder. She bit her lip to quiet herself. I pounded myself deeper inside her, her eyes closed tightly, her face contorted. Then slowly we came down from our cloud.

"We better stop before we have an audience waiting outside the door." I whispered. I watched her tight swollen lips as it disengaged from my thick throbbing dick. I was covered in thick pussy cream.

"WOW! Is that all from me?"Her whisper a little louder than we wanted. I simply nodded as she stroked my dick, wiping some of it off.

We cleaned up quietly. I found my place back on the couch and closed my eyes as she woke up some of the guests. No one saw. No one heard. No one knew The Fury and BJ had a meeting in the ladies room.

Sugasm #65

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A trip down the rabbit hole

Recently, Phoenix received a free rabbit vibrator from The Rabbit Vibrator Lady. She's not really a masturbation kind of lady, but since The Rabbit
is a legendary piece of craftsmanship she wanted to try it out.

The morning after she used it, she rushed to tell me all about it on IM


Phoenix : Ok... So. You know I do not like to masturbate (I just think its stupid, as I know what my hand/fingers are going to do next). I've never really used
a dildo/sex toy without a partner being present.

Phoenix : So when I received the Rabbit in the mail my skepticism and lack of enthusiasm remained in shape.

Phoenix : Self gratification, in my opinion leaves no mystery. I've only enjoyed it if my partner was perfoming it on me or if I had an audience. So I reluctantly took the rabbit out of the box and placed the batteries in (BTW: who uses C batteries anymore?)

The Fury : LMAO

The Fury : continue

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : As I'd discussed with you, I'd not been a very sexual mood nor have I been feeling like my sensual self. As you instructed me to, I layed down and relaxed.

The Fury : did u relax or did u relax cuz i told u to?

Phoenix : I relaxed because I had to

Phoenix : In order to be open minded and to enjoy this process that I'd had no interest in

Phoenix : Anywho

Phoenix : I thought of you and I in the hotel room during my visit just recently.

The Fury : I likes

Fury note:[Nothing really happened in that hotel room, but I did get a chance to feel on Phoenix's newly plump ass and see her E cup tits with those wonderfully large nipples]

Phoenix : I thought about you mentioning the hardness of your dick when I told you I had just stepped out of the shower last night.

[note: we were on IM and we talked about her needing some visuals to help her get in the mood.]


Phoenix : I thought about this guy I'd just met on the airplane on my recent trip and how beautiful of a body and smile he had

The Fury : but not his ashy hands...

Phoenix : LOLOL

Phoenix : No not his ashy hands

Phoenix : Damn u had to remind me!!!

Phoenix : I thought about SHE and her tongue against my clit

Phoenix : And wouldn't you know, I was turned on

The Fury : mmmhmm

Phoenix : So I placed the toy near my wet spot with the rabbit facing upward

Phoenix : Using the remote control turned it on to the lowest speed initial

Phoenix : The vibration felt extremely good against my leg and so I moved the head of it to my vaginal lips

Phoenix : I truly enjoyed this toy for a number of reasons

Phoenix : I loved the remote because it provided me with hands free access to my nipples and other parts of my body

The Fury : your large nipples!

Phoenix : But I truly truly loved the sensation of the rabbit as it provided ultimate clitoral stimulation.

Phoenix : As hesitant as I was about initially using the toy

Phoenix : I truly enjoyed every minute of it and I didn't have to kick it out of my bed or house when I was done!

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : lmao

Phoenix : And it didn't cum on or in me!

Phoenix : LOLOLOL

The Fury : why you sound all rehearsed?

Phoenix : I was hoping not to come off that way

Phoenix : But I'm talking to you

The Fury : lmao

Phoenix : I'm serious

Phoenix : The shit was amazing!

The Fury : was the size good enough for you?

Phoenix : You know I don't like anything too big in me

Phoenix : But the size was decent ... Something I could handle

Phoenix : Without being uncomfortable or in pain

Phoenix : Or without using the lube that was provided

The Fury : so u didn't use any lube?

The Fury : damn you musta been wet

The Fury : did u cum?

Phoenix : I didn't cum

Phoenix : I need a lot more than a rabbit to make that happen

Phoenix : Not taking anything away from the rabbit but I just don't cum easily

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : I've told you that

The Fury : yeah i remember

The Fury : so did you mostly use the clit thing or did you fuck yourself too?

Phoenix : A lot of both

Phoenix : I loved the clit thing

Phoenix : That was probably my favorite thing about it

The Fury : that and the thoughts of SHE licking it huh

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : so what made you stop before u came?

Phoenix : I would have been up all night

The Fury : lol

Phoenix : And after a while I get bored

The Fury : right

Phoenix : LOL

Phoenix : I'm taking it with me to Vegas

Phoenix : LOL

The Fury : LOL

Phoenix : I'm going to place it in my checked luggage tho

The Fury : I was gonna ask if you were gonna use it with a friend

Phoenix : LOLOL

The Fury : yeah let's not cause any security issues

Phoenix : Yeah but don't most men have issues

The Fury : so next time you come to NY, can i watch you use it?

Phoenix : Seee

Phoenix : Thinking the same thing

The Fury : i know you like watching, but I know you're an exhibitionist sometimes too

Phoenix : Yeah you can WATCH


[Notice the emphasis on "watch"? She's such a tease.]


Phoenix : Would you insert a vibrator into your partner?

The Fury : yes i would

Phoenix : I would love a guy who was open enough to explore

The Fury : i'd use it on a partner

The Fury : i've done it before

The Fury : given her slow strokes with a vibrator while i sucked her clit

Phoenix : Mmmmmm

Phoenix : Nice!!

Phoenix : And I've had a partner use one on me before

Phoenix : But it was just a dildo.. I can't wait to use this with a partner

Phoenix : This is on a whole other level

The Fury : how high did you boost the speed?

Phoenix : Not all the way high but medium

Phoenix : Want to save something for another day

The Fury : yeah for a day you have a guy around

The Fury : so if someone was there, do you think you'd cum with it or are you really just too uptight about that?

Phoenix : I'm not uptight!!!

Phoenix : But I think I would have cum

Phoenix : Because of all of the stimulation

The Fury : right

Phoenix is sending me the other rabbit The Rabbit Lady sent us so I can have my own story to tell. THANKS AGAIN RABBIT LADY. I can't wait to get my hands on it and use it on a willing partner.