I have NEVER in my life wanted to be cuffed by a woman more than when I saw this picture. Don't get me wrong, Beyonce is usually pretty damn hot. I have a well placed weariness of the NYPD, especially being an African American man in this city, but this right here...this shit right here...Damn. I'm ready for some role play. Any of you ladies have a policewoman's uniform in your closet? You can arrest me, I can break free and give you some punishment of your own... What ya think?I am The Fury and I am a criminal.
...and now back to your previously scheduled blog already in regress...