[Sex Toy Review] It All Comes To Head Today


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IT ALL COMES TO HEAD TODAY...

Sometimes when I am feeling extra horny…like really fucking hot and bothered…and I am unable to find another “player,” I engage in a little routine that helps me get to the point that I find myself so pleased that I cant stop rubbing my pussy and I cant stop cumming. I don’t claim that my routine can replace a throbbing cock, but its gets me through until payday.

So on these extra horny days I like to set the mood with some internet porn, a few hits of the “herbal remedy” and one of my favorite sex toys. Now I must confess that while I am an unabashed toy lover – my collection lacks variety. I love dildos…vibrating, rotating, rubber, flesh toned, jewel toned, with suction for better positioning, with clit ticklers or without, with anal stimulators, whatever – I love dildos. But a friend of mine, who knows that I can't resist a gift and understands my sexual temperament, recommended by way of a discreet delivery to my door, a new favorite of mine…the Chocolate Egg.



I must admit that as a dildo lover I was skeptical and slightly less than open to the kind of stimulation my new toy would provide. But on one particular day…one of the really fucking hot and bothered days…I decided to go ahead and try this little (and admittedly very cute) brown wonder.

I got undressed and put on a short little robe that barely covers my very ample ass and allows me easy access to my D cups. Then I took one or two pulls and went off in search of some appropriate visual stimulation while waiting for the “remedy” to take affect. Ahhh….Horny Lesbian MILFs Suck and Fuck Away the Afternoon… and 16-minutes long…sounded promising.

(Who am I kidding…If this went well I wouldn’t even need half that time).

I unwrapped the Chocolate Egg and washed it…it’s water proof which I find to be a plus when I need some shower action. Four settings huh…well I was still skeptical but fuck it, I’ll try most things once.


After I was properly relaxed and I set up the computer so that I could see it while working myself out, I hit play on the MILFs and powered up my new toy. It was surprisingly powerful at its highest setting and the lowest gave a pleasurable buzz. The cord was just long enough for me to be able to change the settings without having to reposition the Egg and the surface was “glide in” smooth.



The herbs had me feeling just right. I licked my fingers and gave each of my nipples a pinch for good measure and hit setting 2 on my little helper. The vibration on my clit was sensational. My juices started flowing immediately. I was loving the feeling of my slick little kitty – pulsing with pleasure. The MILFs had ceased playing around and were gearing up for some really nasty snatch grinding. I figured I should join them.



I worked my smooth little Egg into my wet pussy and hit setting 4….

The feeling was fucking amazing. I worked my hips until the toy hit my spot and let the sensation, the “remedy,” and the all girl orgy on the screen send me over the edge. I listened to my own cum sounds mixed with the quiet buzz of my new favorite toy. Music to my ears!

I looked at the computer…uh huh…5 whole minutes! But I’m not complaining. I managed to take the edge off this hot and bothered day AND I discovered a new friend! Portable, powerful, and pretty…we are a match made in heaven my Chocolate Egg and I. Maybe I’ll make it a part of my routine.

Oh by the way, my name is Ms. Chief and I’d like to thank The Fury for patiently waiting for me to - puff puff and pass.