I haven't been writing half as much as I've wanted because I've been reading my "peers". I put the quotes because some of these people have book deals, hundreds of commenters, fan clubs and real world sex with fans. I'm on the lesser end of that. I get dumb struck when I get new emails from constant readers who come out of lurkersville, then prove it by discussing at length how this blog has grown over time. Kudos to you all...you lurking sexy beasts.
Anyway, you guys are adding to my severe horny, as is the numerous sexy crushes I have amassed just from seeing those SILF (Strangers I'd Like To Fuck) on the street and plenty of sexy convo from all you wonderful girls I've loved before. LOL
Oh and as for the sexy bloggers... I've walked amongst you, literally. I attended the "In the Flesh Erotica Book Reading" series a few months back strictly incognegro, on the low low and very hush hush. Let me say, it was a VERY sexy night of listening. It was cool watching some of the people I've read, just hang out and drink. I watched and laughed with a friend every now and again pointing bloggers out with description.
"She has that blog, I like where she lists lots of hot stuff. She's cuter than I expected."
"Oh wow, that's her. I thought she'd have much smaller tits."
"He's no where near the dashing guy he seems on his blog."
Of course, then if I were SO dashing, SO irresistible I shouldn't have been able to walk amongst you without being accosted, propositioned and groped... Although, there was that one writer (I'm sure she is one, but have yet to find her blog...I don't think) that gave me the sexy look as I walked from the bathroom.
Part of me entertained introducing myself to a few of you, especially one of you, whom I've read for quite some time. Although, the fact that you look like the wife of my 8th grade Social Studies teacher kind of weirded me out and I really would've passed out if it really were you. Loved your reading by the way.
And this isn't to say I'm so uppity or judgmental either. I enjoyed myself A LOT. In fact, I read some of the free porn/smut Rachel handed out, just the other day on the train. Kind of hard to do that covering the naked pictures with my cell phone, but I enjoy being naughty in public. Unfortunately, I didn't get one of those cupcakes, but I was too busy drinking and being anonymous. Maybe some other time.
I like being a sexy writer as much as I like being a sexy reader and I salute all of you (some of you with the appendage you prefer;-) for keeping me busy and inspiring me during those lapses in writing.
But alas the heat is here and The Heat has arrived...so I'll continue to write and be a vocal, yet quiet partner of the fraternity/sorority of sex bloggers. And I promise, I'll say hello next time I'm out.
They call me The Fury...and I can be ninja silent.